Why taking a shit is an intellectual process

You know how some people spend more time in their lifetime reading books in the loo than in a library or study room. Those who spend a lifetime studying in libraries don't give a shit about conducting an intellectual activity anywhere else but the library. Those who spend more time reading books in the loo give way too much shit about conducting their intellectual activity anywhere butt the library. Taking a crap becomes one with the intellectual process. When they don't flush right away, that's trying to retain as much as possible in their memory before it all gets flushed any way...:P:P:P

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