A special kind of love given to people who suck

1. You're reading my comment
2. Now you're saying/thinking that that's a stupid fact.
4. You didn't notice that I skipped 3.
5. You're checking it now.
6. You're smiling.
7. You're still reading my comment.
8. You know all you have read is true.
10. You didn't notice that I skipped 9.
11. You're checking it now.
12. You didn't notice there are only 10 facts

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Horizontal-sliding wipers

Why do car wipers sweep the screen in an arc as opposed to sliding across it horizontally? Horizontal wipers seem a good idea to me because they can give much better wider coverage. Car manufacturers should give customers the choice between arc-sliding wipers or horizontal sliding ones. My only exception to automatic arc-sliding wipers would be human-powered ones. The only problem with that design might be that the driver might have to get out of the car to turn it on, or off...

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Jelly Fish Noodles

Every year we get giant jellies in Japan sea. Because they look like noodles, I thought of new presentation for noodles which is very popular dish in Japan. Make plastic bowls that look like shell of jelly fish and arrange noodles like jelly fish tentacles. Call it Nomura's Noodles.

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The 5 Jews that defined human history

Moses......Everything is Law
Jesus.......Everything is Love
Marx..........Everything is Money
Freud........Everything is Sex

And the Jew who unified it all,

Einstein.....Everything is Relative :)

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Euro-English

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would become known as 'Euro-English'.

In the first year, 's' will replace the soft 'c'. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard 'c' will be dropped in favour of 'k'. This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome 'ph' will be replaced with 'f'. This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent 'e' in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer, people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing 'th' with 'z' and 'w' with 'v'.

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary 'o' kan be dropd from vords kontaining 'ou' and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl...

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Track and delete all copies

Anything that's posted online may be available long after you've deleted it from the original source. That's because search engines and other web crawlers move around the internet indexing websites and making copies. Some sites reprocess online content without your knowing about it. So just because you delete something, it may still be available on the internet somewhere. A software that tracks your postings and deletes not just the original but all copies of it on the web would be very useful. You never know when you might post something you want to delete later.

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Track and delete all copies

Anything that's posted online may be available long after you've deleted it from the original source. That's because search engines and other web crawlers move around the internet indexing websites and making copies. Some sites reprocess online content without your knowing about it. So just because you delete something, it may still be available on the internet somewhere. A software that tracks your postings and deletes not just the original but all copies of it on the web would be very useful. You never know when you might post something you want to delete later.

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Where not to sit on business class

If you're traveling business class by plane, do your very best to avoid the last row of the cabin. That's where families with babies using skycots attached to the wall are seated on economy. Avoid that last row seat if you're headed on a long trip and you're tired or in desperate need for some rest during the flight. You will be thankful later.

If you can't be seated anywhere else, perhaps it would be a good idea to ask if the airline can give you a discount.

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What do you think of this skirt?

I apologize for the brutal honesty on my first thought which was, is that FCUK or what? But then I noticed the panties, which are a sign that the girl is Not a total exhibitionist! Not being a total exhibitionist is a display of modesty and we should respect that. It was I who didn't get the humor that these were prints on the skirts and Not see-thru skirts. It's my fault. Even if I had see-thru vision and could see through the print, people would still call ME the pervert for using my vision. The girl was so modest to pick a skirt to wear, she so restrained herself from going out wearing panties only. But what about the real question in everyone's mind:

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if beauty is in the eye of the beholder

then why when I look in the mirror I don't see any beauty? are some people never to see themselves as beautiful? every time I look in the mirror I am a objective about what I see. some people will never be beautiful and must accept the fact that when face the mirror they face the truth. it is not true that ugly people like to look themselves in the mirror. but you must know you are ugly. like me.

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Rent F-15 fighter jet

If this is the place to share those sticky, crazy ideas you can't get out of your mind, I'd like to share mine. I've always thought of an F-15 fighter jet rental business where people will ride the planes for amusement. The customer will be allowed to take 7 circles around the earth fishtailing and feeling the G-force and then the ride is over.

Those of them who don't return the jet after the 7th lap will be shot out of the air! :)

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I will kill you..

Killing is a crime that can take you lifetime in prison. If someone threatens you just by saying: I will kill you, What do you think the punishment should be? Ignore him

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Personalized smileys

I would like to use smileys that look like me when I chat. A free online software where you submit your photo and it converts it to different smileys to choose from would be nice to have. Make it easy to import them into any chat program. An option to automatically take photos of me when I use web cam on a chat and convert them to smileys would be great because it would allow for a large variety of facial expressions to choose from. Does anyone here know if it exists already? Thanks.

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How little details will make a difference

It is so simple and easy to try that when I tell people about it they usually find it a good idea. I haven't run a poll on it but I bet most people either never do it because they haven't thought of it or forget/can't be bothered to do it. Let's see.

Do you run your hands on hot water...

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Would you read happy news only? I hope Not!

I am not against sites whose content is to publish news with a positive message only. But I am against people who get their news from that one source only. If we are not informed about all the bad and negative that happens in our world, how will we get motivated to make our world a better place? If we think that everything around us is only good and positive no matter how inspirational that may be, it's also very delusional and dangerous when everything else is ignored.

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A better place for the pedestrian push button

What about placing the pedestrian push button on the ground?

I think that would make it easier for people to use it. When someone carries heavy bags for example it's easier to step on it than lift the arms to push it. People who are very tall have to bend and people who are very short have to stretch or lift their arms. It's also more hygienic as people don't have to use their hands to press it.

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Treat me like I treat you

And I'll treat you like you treat me. You know what? If I treated everyone the way I wanted to be treated I would be going down on people all the time. If you also treat me like I treat you, we will definitely have great fun together. Let's just time it though so we don't bump our heads together :)

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people who wear crocs...

they go on and on about how comfortable they are, and how it's supposedly odor resistant because it's made out of some kind of anti-bacterial foam. great point, dipshits!

you know what else crocs are resistant to? your getting laid just from the look of your shoes. that's right. they are very sex resistant, so if you want your shoes to serve as an excellent idiot barometer, keep wearing them.

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new swimming pool rule

should we brush our teeth before getting into the swimming pool? how about disinfecting them with mouthwash which is quicker and easier to do? most people think it's unnecessary but then why is it that in almost all countries in the world (except australia that I know from personal experience) must people take shower before entering the pool?

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Invest in weight-loss businesses in Asia

Why I think it's a great investment. Asians incorporate more Western food into their daily diet. This makes millions of them gain fat and become more obese every year. I read in Japan 27 million people already suffer from obesity. There are more than a billion Chinese, Japanese, Koreans, Thais and Malaysians and thus the growth potential for weight-loss businesses is huge. I think it's smart to invest in Asian fat!

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That's sooo wrong!!!

I don't want to advertise them here but there are websites where people report the names of people with sexually transmitted diseases like hiv, herpes, etc...Problem is anyone can put anyone's name on the site and in order to delete your name if it's not true you must provide medical reports to the website owner that you are std-free!!

Some people think this is the right thing to do but I personally think they should ban such websites. You don't right a wrong with a wrong. What's your view on this sensitive matter?

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