Thursday, April 16, 2009

Do you prefer to travel by Airbus or Boeing?

75% say they prefer to travel with Boeing. Both are top of the line airliners, and it's up to the appetite of the consumer to decide which product to go with. Yes, they are both totally different in many ways, but yet they bring the best into a design that will stay. Boeing seem to have a more classic cockpit which is easier to fly however the aibus takes the 'fly-by wire' a bit too far, so I prefer Boeings! I think that Boeing is WAY better because Airbus recieves money from the government to help with their production of aircraft. Boeing gets their money from SELLING aircraft. Also, an Airbus A330 is reported to have sheared off the tail in crosswinds because the pilot inputted too much rudder deflection!? If you want to make an airplane, please make on where the tail does not shear off.

I'm an airplane enthusiast and I read about those things everyday. Among the pilots I've heard talking people say that Boeing is by far superior to Airbus. We're talking about the best airline companies in the world here and they both build great planes. But don't forget that US has long history in aviation and Boeing not only has knowledge in commercial planes but also in military planes. That gives them a strong advantage when it comes to safety. So I'm voting for Boeing but when it comes to travelling it won't make any difference to me.

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myneeds.com

What do you think of a new website where users post their needs? They can be needs of any kind and duration, needs for the day/week/month/year etc They can be financial, business, emotional, typical, exotic, odd, weird, romantic etc. Another domain name I thought after Facebook is Needbook. Would it be fun to browse such site?

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Are YOU good at reading human nature correct?

A new law effective immediately dictates that any criminal/illegal activity by any professional in an industry automatically results in uniform salary reduction for everyone. The money is put in a trust fund to be used as compensation to the victim(s). Everyone shares the financial pain equally so there is strong incentive to enforce strict discipline from within (police abuse, ponzi schemes etc). After a year data shows a sharp decline in criminal/illegal activity. Which do you think took place? More self-discipline? Or more cover up??

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Are YOU good at reading human nature correct?

A new law effective immediately dictates that any criminal/illegal activity by any professional in an industry automatically results in uniform salary reduction for everyone. The money is put in a trust fund to be used as compensation to the victim(s). Everyone shares the financial pain equally so there is strong incentive to enforce strict discipline from within (police abuse, ponzi schemes etc). After a year data shows a sharp decline in criminal/illegal activity. Which do you think took place? More self-discipline? Or more cover up??

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Am I socially responsible for posting this thought?

I just read on CNN about a new fingerprinting technique that enables scientists to detect fingerprints on spent bullets and shell casings, even when the print is wiped off. It works by detecting the minute corrosion of metal caused by sweat, which corrodes the metal in the shape of the fingerprint. The article concludes by saying that the technique won't work, if a person has just washed their hands or put on gloves before loading a gun. Is it socially responsible to report this kind of news?

What if, out of the millions of people that will read the article on CNN, a few might commit a crime in the future using a gun and what if they take all the necessary precautions to make sure their fingerprints don't get detected because they had read the article?

We can't blame freedom of speech, the media or the internet for how well or not well people plan and execute gun crimes. But since not all news or information ever gets reported, what purpose does reporting this technological advance serve? Would it have been more socially responsible if the media did not report about it?

What about me? What about my re-reporting this news here and spreading the story and informing more people about it? Am I also socially responsible? Should I have not posted this? What purpose does my thought warning about the danger of spreading information that could be used to a criminal's advantage serve?

My thought is powerless to prevent the potentially negative effect it itself predicts. I am under no illusion about that. The info is out there already and no one can take it down now. But still, by writing these lines, I am contributing to the fact that more people know about it now than if I hadn't written them.

What if some people reading my thought right now will end up killing someone in the future with a gun and what if they take all the precautions I mentioned here? What if they write to me to thank me for letting them know about it? What if they start leaving comments saying 'thank you' or something? What if YOU - reading my thoughts right now! - left me a comment saying 'thank you mister egghead for letting me know', will it be a joke? How sincerely or seriously should I take it?

I feel so guilty posting this but I can't help it. I want you to read my thoughts and realize that our media and I are both socially responsible for posting this. I want you to see what an egghead I am, so selfish and so vain-driven my mind is :)

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What are we willing to do for the Sexiest Women??

For me Sexiest Women are the women that walk behind you on the street and before you turn your head to look at them and realize they're there, they have already given you an erection!! So powerful their sexual aura and attraction is, you sense it around you before you even set eyes on them. Feel free to stick eyes on one of them, I picked her up on the internet. You can't Not like her even if you're a woman, question is how far would you be willing to go to sleep with her?

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Wednesday, April 15, 2009

do you enjoy conspiracy theories?

75% of people say they don't enjoy conspiracy theories. Could that be a conspiracy against conspiracies?? If it is, that probably means most people really enjoy conspiracies

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TrickySignUp.com

The site sends a spam email with the following content: "Thank you for signing up on our site. If your personal info was stolen and it wasn't You who signed up then you must immediately Sign Out or Your credit card will be charged $100/month!" The un-suspicious user lands on the sign out page where he is asked to give his email address and password. Thinking he just saved himself $100/month he then presses the sign out button and he signs Up on the site where according to the terms of service that no one ever reads, the user understands that the purpose of the site is to trick people to sign up by signing out and that by clicking on the sign out button they willfully and permanently join the site with no option to ever sign out of it! :D:D:D

Don't ask me why we need such a site. I don't know. Some people may be too bored with their lives or there may be people who want to test how gullible they are. Or maybe the world is curious to know how many suckers don't read what they sign up for. I just gave out the idea, you come up with the reasons for or against it or click here to sign out of it :))

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The Best Hitler Ever!

The thought occurred to me while watching Tom Cruise's movie Valkyrie. The movie was good but the choice of the actor for Hitler was a poor one. Bruno Ganz's performance as Hitler in Downfall was a brilliant one and it makes, in comparison, all other Hitlers look unreal or poor choice. Tom Cruise tried to depict all characters in Valkryrie as realistically as possible. In my opinion, the only one they failed on was Hitler.

They would have done a much better job if they had hired Bruno Ganz for Hitler, my best Hitler Ever :D:D:D

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Sex Friendly Home

how a sex friendly home would be? I got my inspiration from a comment I read in the Carpet Sex:
http://www.thinkaloo.com/ideas/view/view_idea.php?id=1401

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Carpet Sex!

Is this carpet sex-friendly? I am sure most people never ask that question when they buy a carpet for their homes. But that's a mistake I think. Imagine you enjoy having sex on the floor. You might realize that what looks good to the eye, doesn't feel right. The texture is rough, the surface hard, it bruises the skin and leaves marks. A new concept in designing carpets that considers people and Especially women who enjoy sex on the floor would be a great new idea in the carpets market. The concept is to make carpets that are soft and gentle to a woman's skin and slide and stretch with the rhythm to avoid creating bumps. Rugged Sex in his place, YES! But be treated like a pet by your man's carpet...

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Tuesday, April 14, 2009

do you believe in after life?

Sure I do, I strongly believe it doesn't exist! Actually 65% of people say they believe in after life.

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what is the average number of sex partners?

34% of people believe the average number is somewhere between 5-10. Some others wonder what it means if the mean or the median number of sex partners is different from the average...

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how many times do you have sex per week?

I'm curious who votes for more than 10 times/week !!!!! Can I meet him? :) such men still exist? :)
exactly! 3 times/week is the normal for most people

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the real value of a thought

I'm browsing this site where people express their thoughts. I have a question. How can we evaluate a thought? What makes a thought important? Can you say that one thought is more important than another thought?

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Pizza Box Advertising!

Did you know that companies in the US run ads inside the cover of pizza boxes?? I didn't know until I saw it myself while visiting the US. I thought it is a smart idea. When I searched online about it I came across some weird advertising like the one in the photo you see here. This is creative but a bit extreme and risky. Some people might feel disgusted despite the humor and not order pizza from that place any more. The concept is creative and even if I had no cockroaches in my place I would still call the guy to congratulate him for the ad.

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Monday, April 13, 2009

God's forgivness..?

GOD forgives people. If someone is sorry for their crimes then everything is forgiven. There isn't a short period of punishment in hell before you go to heaven. You're forgiven because you're sorry.

What about in real life? Let's say someone robbed a place. If he's really sorry then why does he have to go to jail? He should be forgiven.

For people who are atheists obviously this doesn't make any sense. But what about Christians? If you're a Christian and you believe you should follow God's orders, then do you believe in Jail time for people who for forgiveness?

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Are you Biceptual??

A biceptual is someone that pumps up his muscles with creativity, knowledge, wit and intelligence. He biceptualizes while he sits on the bench and lifts weights. When he trains with a lot of enthusiasm, he shows the world what a horny biceptual he is. His brain is so pumped up its muscles look like this guy's. When he flexes his biceps, veins pop out on the head and beautiful concepts drip down low. Everyone falls on his concepts and touches his biceps. It starts mental, it ends physical and vice-versa. That's the benefit of being a bi-ceptual!! (lol)

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Lucky You suggestions

Do you know of the Lucky You brand? It's a cool girls jeans brand. When you zip the fly down there is a funny message printed on the inside of the zipper. I would suggest to sell female underwear along with the jeans and attach silk wings along the line of the g-string with funny messages printed on them. The idea is to have both the front and back end covered and sell the underwear together with the jeans. Check the 2nd photo to see what I mean.

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What do you make of it?

Life is what you make of it. Right? What about Sex? Is Sex what you make of it? And orgasms...Are orgasms what you make of it? For instance if I decided I wanted to have an earth shattering one right now?

Let's test this theory...hmm...Mmmmmmm!!!

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Can we ever forgive celebrity cheating??

Don't you think it's totally unfair to the average-looking person to hear news of our sexy celebrity couples cheating on each other?

Imagine for a moment You are Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie is your wife or girlfriend. If I am the average-looking guy and I hear on the news that you cheated on Angelina Jolie because you were bored with her, howis that supposed to make me feel when - for me - sleeping with someone like Angelina Jolie is a privilege I can only enjoy in my dreams? In my wildest dreams that is...

The news that Angelina Jolie might become single again due to the cheating is not gonna make me feel any better if my looks are average and my opportunities to ever meet her in real life, below average. Single ornot, Angelina Jolie or any other gorgeous-looking celebrity is always out of reach to the average-looking guy like me!

With the above thoughts in mind, do you think we can ever forgive the Brad Pitts and Angelina Jolies of this world when they cheat on each other? They can forgive each other all they want, of course, but can we forgive them??

I guess, if you are average-looking like I am, forgiveness can be given under one condition only ...

And that is: forgive if the act of cheating is Done Very Discreetly (!!) and digitally delivered to my PC for thorough review :D

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Sunday, April 12, 2009

Why this recession is so Un-romantic

When an economy goes into recession it would make sense if bank robberies were on the rise. A recession gives more reasons to steal a bank. Poor people need rich people's money and banks usually have it. Not this time. Bank robbers of the Robin Hood kind are very depressed. Why would they steal a bank? Whose money will they get away with? The Chief Executive Orcas have bonused away all the treasures and left huge losses for the adventurous Robin Hoods to bear. Whatever money is left in the bank is the people's money. For me, that's why this recession is so depressing and unfair. No Robins. No hoods either...

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Nude painting online auctions

Before you vote on my poll, consider this. This is hypothetical but imagine you really wanted a nude painting of yourself or your girlfriend. Instead of having 1 artist to paint, artists from all over the world could compete for the commission. Then you can choose the painting you like the best and the artists who lost the commission can put the paintings up for sale earning you extra commission fees which will pay up for the cost of the painting who won your heart. Who said there's no such thing in life as a free lunch?

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The Catholic Church bans use of condoms

If you sprinkle holy water inside a condom and contraception didn't work, does the child have God's blessing? Can you avoid contracting HIV if you sprinkle your penis with holy water and not use the condom? I don't understand why the Catholic Church bans the use of condoms yet spends a lot of money to pay for HIV treatments. How much more guilty can they feel inside their hearts....

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Set individual modes for every contact

Invisible mode or any other mode on Skype or Messenger, for example, means that all your contacts will see you in that mode. Why not create a new feature that will allow users to set the mode they want for each contact? For example, contacts John, Mary and Adams are set to 'invisible', contacts Frank and Kathy set to 'away' and contacts Jim and Tony set to 'available' etc. Such feature can be particularly helpful when managing a long list of contacts and you don't want to give the impression that you rarely log on to talk to people.

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A (pervert) gadget ring

I just thought of a ring that can be custom-made to contract and tighten in your finger in the same rhythm, timing and intensity as your lover's vagina muscles do. Assuming it's possible to store in memory and replicate vaginal undulations and create the ring, what do you think of it? Is it too pervert a gadget? Will it sell only as a prank-ring? Can it enhance sex drives if worn regularly? In a prank store it can sell under the name 'The Lord of the Rings'. In Tiffanny's it can take a more descriptive name, e.g. 'Tightania' with the word tight alluding to how the mechanism of the ring works :)

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