We all love the ride and thrill on the coaster because we are reassured it's safe. Nothing bad will happen. Muahaha. Enhance the adrenaline rush by tricking the emotional system visually, mess up our play-safe expectations and stake false appearances. Deceive the eyes of the uninitiated beholder. Muahahaha. Yes, manufacture it with The Best safety standards in the world. Advertise it as such, have it make it on Guinness records. But make it look shabby, wrecked and crumbling. Rusty railings and clearly broken-looking components. Make it rasp, squeak and creak from the moment you walk in. Most abandoned and derelict, it falls down like thick fog.
Homeless-looking staff ask who's brave to die today. A general air of incompetence enshrouds and ensorcells. Muahaha. Display death certificates for purchase before the ride for those who won't make it. Those who might can later exchange them for ones saying "I-got-lucky-this-time-only". Muahahaha.
Ladies, this is how all decent roller coasters should look like from now on. Muahahahahahaha...
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Tuesday, October 27, 2009
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