Sexy Earthquakes

A senior Iranian cleric says women who wear revealing clothing and behave promiscuously are to blame for earthquakes. I believe he should be arrested for treason. The cleric just revealed the most powerful weapon the West can use if it ever gets in war with Iran. Instead of toppling the country with soldiers, missiles and nuclear weapons, the West just needs to smuggle an army of escorts, porn stars, miss universes and private muscle therapists into the country to spread promiscuity. According to the cleric, "When promiscuity spreads, earthquakes increase"

It's so sad that the West is not taking such statements seriously. Not only from a military point of view. Let's think business here for a moment. The cleric's statement can be read from back to front too. If earthquakes are increasing, that's because promiscuity is spreading. If promiscuity is on the rise in Iran, that means demand for sex is on the rise which suggests business opportunities are opening up for the adult industry. Too bad that only professionals with Middle Eastern names can benefit from it.

If we ever had doubts why our best porn stars can't make a career in Iran, now we know. It's not because they are not liked for their big boobs and voluptuous shapes, no, that's not it. It's because they cause e-a-r-t-h-q-u-a-k-e-s. It's not pleasure the Iranians are against, but fear of losing their lives after. What a drama. Solution? Profit indirectly by acquiring stakes in Middle Eastern companies specializing in XXX !!!

Now, if the cleric's statement is true, and I have every good reason to believe that he is truthful in wanting others to believe it's true, then we must be careful what the Iranians do with their promiscuous women. If they exile them in the West, that means they will, in effect, be smuggling a secret weapon into our own backyard which can be activated any time the promiscuous Muslim female takes her clothes off! And we can't ban this because we like promiscuity in the West.

I'm just praying for the survival and well-being of those promiscuous women in Iran who dare dress temptingly. I can only hope that the lunatic Iranian clergy will exile them in the West and not lock them in Iranian prison or bury them under the rubles. And I think we can accept them into our countries without fear of risking an increase in earthquakes in the West. That's because Iranian promiscuity is so modest when compared to ours. If we only train them in Western adult manners and smuggle them back into Iran, that can be a threat the Iranians can understand and take seriously :D:D:D

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