shy girls mini skirts

usually tight minis are for girls who want to show their nice legs. if the mini is very mini you are justified to think they could want to show more. i am thinking of their new panties they 'forgot' to wear on a men-happy i'm slutty day. what i'm about to describe is the fun you can have with the shy type of girls who become self-conscious about the mini after they hit the streets with it. you'll see them walking and adjusting the mini down with both their hands. if they sense a man is walking behind, they get more anxious and obvious in adjusting the skirt which will make you fix your stare at them even more.

what self-conscious girls don't realize of course is that there is nothing they can do to adjust the skirt that will make any difference in terms of how they appear to the man behind who's getting a perve up the maker's mark.

even if they stick a small pin to their stockings or a gum inside the thighs to help pin the skirt to a fixed level of perve, self-conscious girls would still be seen handjusting the mini in a futile attempt to batten down the hatches. it's obvious the problem is not with the size of the mini but with the size of an obsessed female brain!

the moment of dread comes when stairs appear, all of a sudden. it's like gandalf magic. blow the whistle and a white horse or flying eagle appears. unfortunately there's no magic for her. the plain truth is she's been preoccupied fixing the skirt setting her vision to the ground long enough to miss the elephant ahead.

a self-conscious girl will then make an awkward and immediate stop to pick up the phone and pretend she's talking to her girlfriend. essentially she's checking to see if anyone is behind before she makes an attempt to mordor up the stairs.

if you're following from behind, the best thing you can do at that moment is to let something yours drop on the floor and kneel down to pick it up. shy for shyster. as you make your move to stand up keep looking into her legs and apologize for the unruly behavior of your pen which keeps dropping off your pants whenever you go up the stairs.

the self-conscious girl will probably muster all her energy to try to not show how uncomfortable or embarrassed she is. if she had her way, she would be rushing to a changing room to put some pants on.

to drive her to the edge of embarrassment and into the path of no return, don't let her wait for you to get out of her sight by just going up the stairs. act surprised and say "oh this pen's not mine, it must be yours, here" and give it to her with a shy and unpretentious smile.

the mini will find its way to oxfam the following day and the self-conscious mini girl switch to maxo for the rest of her life! if she has nice legs though, be a gentleman and don't do any of that, let her stay mini (each i pronounced eye for an eye respectively) and save your pen too :)

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