resume tips

start with your boobs kelly. no one will hire you in this condition. you also printed the resume on the wrong side. in your condition, the cover letter should have gone in the front and the resume in the back. now it attracts too much attention to your weak points as a candidate. although it seems you also need some bum fixing too. a quick way to lessen the damage in the front is to wear the t-shirt back to front. follow my advice if you don't want to blow your job chances away

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