the most expensive sex is free sex

by Woody Allen...
and he's so right. $200 dinner last night and not even a single kiss

Some women are like high maintenance sports cars. They're lots of fun when you're out on the town together, but for every hour of showing off, there are another 10 spent on upkeep and repair behind the scenes. After hours of polishing the headlights in your garage, you might ask yourself -- is this really worth it, just for a couple of rides?

I wouldn't want to settle for a hybrid though. I just love the sound of the engine of a sports car moaning the streets. Since I can't own it or repair it myself, I usually borrow it or rent it from a friend who can afford the cost. Makes the ride Fun :))

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