Could it be that Sgarbi's sex was Not worth $60 million?

That's possible, right? If his performance was good enough to earn him $12.5 million, why not 60? But maybe he wasn't That good and had hard time getting an FDS (Fuck Default Swap). A $60 million fuck is a Big Fuck to insure you know. I think we should keep an open mind and accept that this exact same thought might have also crossed Susanne Klatten's body and mind before she reported him to the police. I thus propose a Gigolo training and evaluation center whereby all aspiring Gigolos can get tested to learn their true worth before they make unrealistic demands and end up in jail. The difficulty will be stuffing the center, a lot of female volunteers will be needed. Any women NOT willing to sign up for this? Please make your wish known here :))

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