Marry in Heaven

Sort of. Since for most people Heaven is imagined as a place to be found somewhere up in the sky, I suggest we solemnly pause and give some thought to the idea of organizing wedding ceremonies up in the sky. Skydiving priests, a nicely decorated plane with large windows and a few weeks of skydiving training for the couple and guests to replace months of wed planning on the ground. Before the vows are given and the couple's ready to kiss, the door opens and everyone goes out the door. When the priest says, 'And now I pronounce you husband and wife', the parachute opens and the groom may kiss the bride all the way to the ground...

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