A handy man

Women think men can't commit. That's handy for (some) women to believe but they are wrong. While a man desires to sleep with many different women, during periods of drought, a man will give himself the hand job (aka masturbate) using either the left hand or the right hand but never both. A man will stick to his hand for life and there's the moral of the story. Only when a man's commitment is truly handy does he stay loyal and faithful to it for the rest of his life! :)

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