Saturday, April 4, 2009

Sweet cunnilingus...

When slurping down there tastes sour or salty, would you consider suggesting to your partner adding a few drops of sugar, or perhaps honey/syrup? A bit of dilemma when it comes to artificial sweeteners or sugar substitutes. A, They might cause cancer so why take risks with your health? But B as it may, why Not perform at the peak of your Latin lover skills? Aspartame, Neotame, Alitame, Dulcin, Glucin, Miraculin Sucralosa, Lactimosa...

If you're gay make them sound Greek. Aspartamus, Neotamus, Alitamus, Sucralosamos, Dulcinus, Glucinos, Miraculinos Lactimosus, they sound like dinosaur names too, haha!

Sorry, I got distracted for a minute there, here is my serious question on the topic. When people don't enjoy an oral situation due to foul or brackish taste, why do they give themselves a penalty by not openly suggesting corrective action?

Think about it. We aren't shy to ask for salt or pepper when our food lacks it. Why are we shy or too embarrassed to suggest additives to our taste when we eat up or are eaten up by our partner? Why is that so out of our taste to ask? (lol)

Now here comes the billion dollar realization. Imagine our society and culture educated us to feel it's ok to add sugar or honey down there, in the same way we are taught it's ok to use a condom or spread a lubricant. 

Can you imagine the new sales potential experienced in the food and agriculture sector every time we don't hesitate to slurp due to bad taste? Honey makers, sugar cane farmers, food produce package manufacturers, a whole industry and millions of poor farmers will probably be lifted out of poverty overnight or over many horny nights, haha!

If most people answer 'no' to my poll as I expect they will, the business potential for genitalia food additives will have been vindicated.

As for the moral of the story, consider that in everything horny we do, we must always think about the potential for social good and economic well-being we bring to this world. Otherwise we rather not do it! :D:D:D


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