Joe the Funeralman

so we hit economic disaster. depression is around the corner. investing in funeral services is the smart thing to do! crime, suicides and deaths go up during great depressions. that's usually good business for Joe the Funeralman. a great impression is when Joe gets calls for individual funerals only. a recession is when he starts selling group service with a discount. a great recession looms when no one can pay him and a great depression is when Joe the Funeralman goes online and pays for your virtual funeral. dudes, watch out for Joe the Funeralman!!

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