When a man 'loves' a woman...

Which part of his body grows to at least three times its size?? As I'm sure the answer that comes to your mind first is the wrong one, I'll give 2 hints.

#1: It starts with a p but it doesn't end in an s.

#2: It has a round shape and women love to look at it.

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can an Italian talk without his hands?

I guess the only way to get a good answer to that question is to tie his hands and ask him to talk. He might talk but he will probably communicate poorly. That's a clever way to ask an Italian guy to do something sexy for you, tie his hands behind his back if you're into those kind of things. Just challenge his speaking skills and he'll probably fall for it :)

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Is this fashion??

I don't know maybe it's just me. I saw this shop front in a supposedly upscale lingerie shop. What's the zipper on the face supposed to be? I'm curious to know if people who are into kinky stuff really think this is actually kinky or plain silly. To me it's totally tasteless and in total opposition to the rest of the lingerie they sell in the shop. Whoever put it on display in the front and got paid for it must have been high on drugs or something that day. If not him, then whoever paid him.

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Smart undies

I'm all in favor of smart underwear for both men and women that play messages depending on what you do with them. For example, if the girl is too early in removing it she can be told "Missile not ready for launch yet" or when the guy removes hers "Put on a condom NOW!"

Of course, with the rise of artificial intelligence there is no need to stop with simple messages. Once the ice is broken one's underpants can become a good friend giving advice on the latest theater productions, advising on political choices, tackle bedsores, warning when one's children need looking after and, of course, comforting one in time of trial and stress. When the underpants become aware of the web, it can participate in all sorts of networking since, on the net, no-one knows you are a pair of underpants :-)

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Thoughtfully Transmitted Diseases (TTDs)

Common symptoms include headache, migraine, flaky brain, kou-kou thoughts, slow-mindedness, dullness, idiocy. Please contact a specialist if you think you have contracted a TTD. It's usually transmitted during a platonic encounter, a prolonged study of cliterature or when having a condom-free intellectual intercouse with a person of the same or opposite sex. Intense sexual fantasies are a major cause of TTD. Sexy men and women are most vulnerable to it. For their sake please refrain from thinking too deep about them when at it. A certain level of frivolity and innocent playfulness should be maintained at all times! :)

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The Perfect Woman!

When you see sexy women pole-ironing, don't thoughts of 'The Perfect Woman' inevitably come to your mind? I don't think we can ever escape imagining about the ideal woman and what she is like. The woman on this photo definitely combines some practicality and the skill to please her man with her moves, not bad I think. We should never underestimate the skill of some women to convert the most tedious and boring daily tasks into very sexy and pleasing experiences! :)

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Ban metaphors??

I got into an argument by the elevator at my work with a girl from NY. She was rude and said to me 'Honey, you can kiss my ass if you like but what you're asking will never happen' She had a nice ass, so I went behind her, bent down and started kissing her ass on top of her skirt. She shocked and started screaming at me 'What are you doing, get off me, I'll sue you' then I said to her in my Belgian accent, you asked me to kiss your ass so I did. If you don't mean it don't ask for it. You're in Europe and you have nice ass, what do you expect? She can't sue me because she asked for it. See the metaphor trap?

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what makes an idea sexy?

aesthetics or pleasure? think of fast and tight female pussy spasms as fun, why aren't hiccups during sex a sexy idea? if dry anal is more fun and friction-full for the giver but also a pain in the ass for the hiccuped-receiver, why aren't analgesics a sexy idea? if analgesia is conscious anaesthesia, why aren't ludes over lubes the key to anal paresthesia? what makes an idea sexy? aesthetics or pleasure? which you choose? can you pleaz be honest? :)

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How to make an impossible 1st date happen

Buy 2 tickets for the next show in town. Check on FB or MySpace for the best-looking girls and send a last-minute message "Hey, I know this is out of the blue, but i got last minute tickets to this tomorrow. Would you like to go? It's so last minute i am asking a few friends, so whoever gets back to me first..." If the event can be during the day it's better. Use your charm and good luck but Remember! You paid for the ticket, so choose the hottest girls to send the message to..:) If you get no one to come with you, don't waste your money, ask your girlfriend. Good luck on the next show :P

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Sex Friendly Home

how a sex friendly home would be? I got my inspiration from a comment I read in the Carpet Sex:
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Carpet Sex!

Is this carpet sex-friendly? I am sure most people never ask that question when they buy a carpet for their homes. But that's a mistake I think. Imagine you enjoy having sex on the floor. You might realize that what looks good to the eye, doesn't feel right. The texture is rough, the surface hard, it bruises the skin and leaves marks. A new concept in designing carpets that considers people and Especially women who enjoy sex on the floor would be a great new idea in the carpets market. The concept is to make carpets that are soft and gentle to a woman's skin and slide and stretch with the rhythm to avoid creating bumps. Rugged Sex in his place, YES! But be treated like a pet by your man's carpet...

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Can we ever forgive celebrity cheating??

Don't you think it's totally unfair to the average-looking person to hear news of our sexy celebrity couples cheating on each other?

Imagine for a moment You are Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie is your wife or girlfriend. If I am the average-looking guy and I hear on the news that you cheated on Angelina Jolie because you were bored with her, howis that supposed to make me feel when - for me - sleeping with someone like Angelina Jolie is a privilege I can only enjoy in my dreams? In my wildest dreams that is...

The news that Angelina Jolie might become single again due to the cheating is not gonna make me feel any better if my looks are average and my opportunities to ever meet her in real life, below average. Single ornot, Angelina Jolie or any other gorgeous-looking celebrity is always out of reach to the average-looking guy like me!

With the above thoughts in mind, do you think we can ever forgive the Brad Pitts and Angelina Jolies of this world when they cheat on each other? They can forgive each other all they want, of course, but can we forgive them??

I guess, if you are average-looking like I am, forgiveness can be given under one condition only ...

And that is: forgive if the act of cheating is Done Very Discreetly (!!) and digitally delivered to my PC for thorough review :D

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