Want to help a female celebrity raise her IQ?

Make love to her. Give her babies. If pregnancy raises a woman's IQ that can be an ideal solution to the idiot celebrity problem. That's because it only takes pleasure to produce the desired effect. See, it made Palin candidate for vice-president, 5 more kids and she's back again in 4 years for real. She already had a $2 million offer from a porn director to play in his movies aka presidential prep. Paris Hilton with kids should be able to take over her family's business and not bankrupt it. Point is, if science confirms it and you want to suggest to a dumb that she needs to do something about her IQ, the politically correct way to say it might be 'I think you need some babies and I can help...'

Most men would have sex with beautiful female celebrities even if that wouldn't raise their IQ. We don't always have to help women that much ! :)

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White fillings for TV celebrities

Composite white fillings, made of composite, provide natural-looking restoration. They are called white fillings because of the natural, tooth color of the material. They can be made on-site and completed in only one office visit to the dentist. I like Jon Stewart very much and I love to watch his show, but I think all TV celebrities should have white fillings. Don't you agree?

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Have fun with your breasts!

Imagine celebrities use humor when they expose their nice big curves. One way is to wear a hands-grabbing bra and 'carve' funny-text on the exposed part. If the text asks for donation to a charity, that's a different new way to raise money for a good cause and mix business with pleasure! :)

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Celebrity freebies

It's quite ironic to me that celebrities, among the few in this world who can afford the best things in life, often end up getting them for free. Case in point: The blockbuster film in the making in the courtside seats at Lakers games. Apparently some stars, including perennial seat filler/heckler Jack Nicholson, actually pay for season tickets. But others reportedly get seats from record companies, film studios and corporate sponsors. Oh, and they also get a private entrance, special parking and courtside food and beverage service. I have just three words: "Must be nice"

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Celebrity Sleep Recordings!

Wouldn't that be clever marketing and a good business idea? Celebrities are adored worldwide and the fans love to buy anything that relates to them, so why not audio recordings of them while they sleep? Weird fans can then play them when They go to sleep and experience sleep tele-vocality with their favorite celebrity. A few suggestions of mine to the concept. I recommend famous comedians keep the farting echoes, snoring cannot be edited out. Combine the above with falling off the bed sounds and the recordings will become top of the charts hits! :)

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Can we ever forgive celebrity cheating??

Don't you think it's totally unfair to the average-looking person to hear news of our sexy celebrity couples cheating on each other?

Imagine for a moment You are Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie is your wife or girlfriend. If I am the average-looking guy and I hear on the news that you cheated on Angelina Jolie because you were bored with her, howis that supposed to make me feel when - for me - sleeping with someone like Angelina Jolie is a privilege I can only enjoy in my dreams? In my wildest dreams that is...

The news that Angelina Jolie might become single again due to the cheating is not gonna make me feel any better if my looks are average and my opportunities to ever meet her in real life, below average. Single ornot, Angelina Jolie or any other gorgeous-looking celebrity is always out of reach to the average-looking guy like me!

With the above thoughts in mind, do you think we can ever forgive the Brad Pitts and Angelina Jolies of this world when they cheat on each other? They can forgive each other all they want, of course, but can we forgive them??

I guess, if you are average-looking like I am, forgiveness can be given under one condition only ...

And that is: forgive if the act of cheating is Done Very Discreetly (!!) and digitally delivered to my PC for thorough review :D

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