Thoughtfully Transmitted Diseases (TTDs)

Common symptoms include headache, migraine, flaky brain, kou-kou thoughts, slow-mindedness, dullness, idiocy. Please contact a specialist if you think you have contracted a TTD. It's usually transmitted during a platonic encounter, a prolonged study of cliterature or when having a condom-free intellectual intercouse with a person of the same or opposite sex. Intense sexual fantasies are a major cause of TTD. Sexy men and women are most vulnerable to it. For their sake please refrain from thinking too deep about them when at it. A certain level of frivolity and innocent playfulness should be maintained at all times! :)

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