Would you become a woman to live longer?? :)

Studies show that, on average, women live more years than men. If you're a man desperate to live more years would you consider a sex change?

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Thinking out loud here. For women it's often the case in business meetings that their hands get crushed by male colleagues extending firm handshakes. If they wear a ring the pain is even worse. Handshake-friendly rings from cheap and soft material that resemble the real ring would be a great invention to sell along. I just hope the concept is not just my wishful thinking and perhaps others have thought about it too. With so many replicas of every fashionable product out there why wouldn't a replica of a ring made from soft squeezable material be possible?

I don't like people with soft/bad handshakes. I think that a handshake shows a lot about a person. I believe that you wrote that just for fun but if something like that would take place in reality people would be afraid to give their hand :)

The ideal is a warm handshake but with equal force applied from both parties, a woman can never apply as much force as a man so the man must tone it down to her level, plus some people grab and squeeze the other person's fingers which results in a very uncomfortable situation

Handshake is so customary that I don't think people can easily do without but my view is that we should stop using it, historically it has been a power game custom, whoever puts the hand on top declares he wants to be in control. people who don't get educated on this unconsciously communicate such messages even if they might not intend to

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"Woman-Inside" sign for shared public restrooms!

Nothing complex or expensive just a small sign saying "Woman-Inside" or something to that effect. Similar to existing signs posted outside public restrooms. Some places such as small restaurants or cafes offer single restroom space for both men and women to share which is extremely annoying to women due to men's habit of leaving the place in bad hygiene. I propose women carry the sign in their bags and post it before they get in so that men waiting outside to use the restroom don't impatiently knock on the door or keep trying the door handle. When the woman comes out, she grabs her sign and enjoys the sight of men wandering around in distracted confusion.

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Question on Sexual Attraction

I read a woman's brain is able to decode the state of a man's immune system and if it's complementary to, or stronger than her own immune system, she will find the man attractive. Women use their nose to detect the pheromones and musk-like odours associated with men and these are scents that cannot be detected consciously. Does that mean that if a woman has given birth already she can also get attracted to men with weaker or non-complementary immune systems? That's important to know because if that's true it means that a man's chances to get laid are higher with women who have already given birth!

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Men-bra for flat-breast women

I am posting this under Gift Ideas for women with flat breasts. If you are looking for that perfect bra, you should also consider checking the bra for men. For one it offers more variety to choose from. Apparently they sell well in Japan among men but I wouldn't be surprised if women buy them too! Wondering what a guy's reaction might be if you bought him a bra for a gift, not bad for a prank gift idea actually...

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The threesome solution...

Don't women often complain that men like to fall asleep after sex and that they are insensitive because they don't like to talk? Women usually complain about it in casual conversation using what else lots of irony. So it occurred to me that a threesome with 2 women is a great solution for everyone. The guy can fall asleep and the girls can talk to each other after sex. Everyone gets what they want. So why do women resist the idea so much? I almost get punched in the face every time I try to suggest the idea to any female openly criticizing my lack of attention to her needs after sex. Am I wrong??

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Where would it be more appropriate?

That's a catchy idea but the picture shows a man's hand. I think this soap dispenser would be better in a woman's bathroom. What do you think?

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shy girls mini skirts

usually tight minis are for girls who want to show their nice legs. if the mini is very mini you are justified to think they could want to show more. i am thinking of their new panties they 'forgot' to wear on a men-happy i'm slutty day. what i'm about to describe is the fun you can have with the shy type of girls who become self-conscious about the mini after they hit the streets with it. you'll see them walking and adjusting the mini down with both their hands. if they sense a man is walking behind, they get more anxious and obvious in adjusting the skirt which will make you fix your stare at them even more.

what self-conscious girls don't realize of course is that there is nothing they can do to adjust the skirt that will make any difference in terms of how they appear to the man behind who's getting a perve up the maker's mark.

even if they stick a small pin to their stockings or a gum inside the thighs to help pin the skirt to a fixed level of perve, self-conscious girls would still be seen handjusting the mini in a futile attempt to batten down the hatches. it's obvious the problem is not with the size of the mini but with the size of an obsessed female brain!

the moment of dread comes when stairs appear, all of a sudden. it's like gandalf magic. blow the whistle and a white horse or flying eagle appears. unfortunately there's no magic for her. the plain truth is she's been preoccupied fixing the skirt setting her vision to the ground long enough to miss the elephant ahead.

a self-conscious girl will then make an awkward and immediate stop to pick up the phone and pretend she's talking to her girlfriend. essentially she's checking to see if anyone is behind before she makes an attempt to mordor up the stairs.

if you're following from behind, the best thing you can do at that moment is to let something yours drop on the floor and kneel down to pick it up. shy for shyster. as you make your move to stand up keep looking into her legs and apologize for the unruly behavior of your pen which keeps dropping off your pants whenever you go up the stairs.

the self-conscious girl will probably muster all her energy to try to not show how uncomfortable or embarrassed she is. if she had her way, she would be rushing to a changing room to put some pants on.

to drive her to the edge of embarrassment and into the path of no return, don't let her wait for you to get out of her sight by just going up the stairs. act surprised and say "oh this pen's not mine, it must be yours, here" and give it to her with a shy and unpretentious smile.

the mini will find its way to oxfam the following day and the self-conscious mini girl switch to maxo for the rest of her life! if she has nice legs though, be a gentleman and don't do any of that, let her stay mini (each i pronounced eye for an eye respectively) and save your pen too :)

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boobies food

Ladies and gentlemen, out of munching boredom and eating delights, I present you with what I think can become the next revolution in food research. Food stuff that gets stored only in certain areas of the body. Boobies food augments breast size by storing fat in the breast area and is guaranteed to sell like hot cakes among women. For the gentleman, how about men's bananas that store the extra carbos and fibers in the genital area? Just pick the food by preferred size...I have no doubt in my mind that the market for such kind of food stuff will be huge. So it might actually worth spending time and money coming up with these fat-storage properties in food :)

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A handy man

Women think men can't commit. That's handy for (some) women to believe but they are wrong. While a man desires to sleep with many different women, during periods of drought, a man will give himself the hand job (aka masturbate) using either the left hand or the right hand but never both. A man will stick to his hand for life and there's the moral of the story. Only when a man's commitment is truly handy does he stay loyal and faithful to it for the rest of his life! :)

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Why pretty women envy plain-looking women

Women who are pretty and draw their self-confidence from their good looks envy plain-looking women that are popular because it makes them realize that to be popular you don't have to depend on looks. Drawing your popularity from your good looks is extremely stressful because it is a constant race with time. Personality goes a long way and is less stressful no matter what the time!

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burqini 24/7

in my view muslim women who live in the west and wear the black burqa should switch to wearing the burqini. the burqini is a much nicer outfit. why not turn it into formal wear? it's colorful and makes women look like cartoon or anime figures. speaking of anime, i wouldn't mind if the burqini is embellished with nice designs and marketed as islam's kimono. for women who live in western societies the burqa comes across as dark and depressing. most of my friends genuinely think like that even if they might not admit it in public. fashion can help change perceptions.

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Clever. Punctuation!

I saw this posted on a blackboard as a test question for a class titled Visual Communication. An English professor wrote the words: 'A woman without her man is nothing' then asked his students to punctuate it correctly. All the males in the class wrote: 'A woman, without her man, is nothing.' All the females in the class wrote: 'A woman: without her, man is nothing.' Explain. I don't know who thought of that test question, but I think it's clever. Punctuation is. Powerfu!

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Thoughtfully Transmitted Diseases (TTDs)

Common symptoms include headache, migraine, flaky brain, kou-kou thoughts, slow-mindedness, dullness, idiocy. Please contact a specialist if you think you have contracted a TTD. It's usually transmitted during a platonic encounter, a prolonged study of cliterature or when having a condom-free intellectual intercouse with a person of the same or opposite sex. Intense sexual fantasies are a major cause of TTD. Sexy men and women are most vulnerable to it. For their sake please refrain from thinking too deep about them when at it. A certain level of frivolity and innocent playfulness should be maintained at all times! :)

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female viagra

yes you read it right. You can use viagra even if you're a woman. It works like a dream! and what is the purpose of that? It's not like we cannot get it on. good point, breast resurrection perhaps? and fewer headaches maybe? :)

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Introducing the new slap-padded abayas for Saudi women

Women in Saudi Arabia got very upset and reportedly 'protested' when they heard a judge arguing that if a husband gives $320 to his wife and she spends $240 on an abaya from a brand shop (abaya is the black cover Muslim women wear) she deserves to be slapped by her husband as punishment. We all know there are billions of poor people in China and elsewhere, kids included, sweating long hours to produce cheap $2 counterfeits. If a Saudi husband slaps his shopaholic wife then surely it must be out of respect to that little kid in China sweating blood to compete with Hermes. Yup, we all buy that!

It's becoming plain obvious that men in Saudi Arabia think backwards when it comes to understanding the shopping nature of women, a nature so complex and subtle it took years in Enlightenment intensive care for the man of the West to fathom. There is a universal truth that says that if you are the man and give your woman a $320 shopping allowance for an abaya and still seriously expect that she will buy the $2 one, the problem is not with the woman but with the man harboring foolish and unrealistic expectations.

The Western man, after many years of trial and error, responded by eventually letting women work so they don't have to be giving them allowances. The Saudi man still thinks that a slap here and there will do. How conceited!

Wish conceit was that simple though.

If women in Saudi Arabia are slapped a lot, isn't it convenient that they have to wear that black cover all the time? It's a full-blown cover and it's so full that you can hide anything you like underneath. Women also tend to wear sun glasses when they go out so with their eyes rendered fashion-invisible that means one can hide all the shame he wants in a woman. Although original use might not have been thus intended, the abaya is probably the most convenient camouflage for all sorts of slapping to flourish in a society. The good news here, of course, is that Saudi men don't beat women indiscriminately.

They will only do it if there is a good reason to do so. And there always is. Next time you are about to make any unfair generalizations about the state of happy beatings in Saudi Arabia, please remember the Chinese little kid sweating blood to make a counterfeit we all love to have or buy.

What if the global recession forces men in Saudi Arabia to up the slapping ante though? Women might become too scared to buy $240 abayas and that's profit-depressive for foreign and local luxury brands. My advice to all brands operating in the country would be to consider padding the expensive abayas with cushion to soften the blow from the slapping. They will be advertised as smart abayas but only Saudi women will know what is really smart and intelligent about their design.

Every luxury item has a cost. In Saudi Arabia the cost is the threshold of pain that can be tolerated to justify the purchase. Increase threshold pain-tolerance and recapture market share from Chinese counterfeits.

I know. It's definitely a woman's dignity not to be slapped. But it's also a woman's right to be able to buy the $240 abaya she so much desires without being fearful of the slapping afterward just because some young kid in China sweats blood to sell a cheap counterfeit on the street that her husband secretly hopes she won't buy so that he can beat her after.

Recap. The man who doesn't want to have to beat his wife over a $240 piece of cloth let's her woman work for it. The man who likes to beat her woman gives her the money and pretends he is upset about how she spends it.

How many Saudi men actually go all the way to insist that the wife returns the expensive abaya back to the shop? I really don't want to know the actual number because I doubt there are many items returned.

Sometimes I seriously wonder, why is our world so mentally crooked and twisted? Why can't you just slap someone without costing you $240?

Just Kiddinggggg! :D:D:D

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Girls like to go to the bathroom together because...

gossiping..maybe having lesbian sex ?:)
because we like it! :)
and you like it because...?? :)
because you guys will never understand :)
what's there to understand? :)
haha, I don't mind when girls go to the bathroom together, I just wish they were less shy to do more things together.. :P
to flush :)
to talk :)

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Beware Greeks inspiring sex strikes!

I read on the news that women in Kenya are on sex strike to force the government and opposition to stop bickering and look after the interest of their country. Although I've never been to Kenya, I think the news tell us that women must have no political power in that country. Why would they use sex to bring political change otherwise? In the article I read that the strike was inspired by Ancient Greece. In Aristophane's comedy Lysistrata, the ladies of 5th century BC Athens withheld sex from their menfolk to force them to put an end to the Peloponnesian war!

I must admit I haven't read Aristophane's original guide to a sex strike, but I have the following two observations to make. First, it is well known that homosexuality was strongly practiced in Ancient Greece, so how effective could a sex strike really have been? Second, assuming the strike can be very effective, could It have been the culprit that drove men into homosexuality?

If Aristophane's comedy was an inspiration to women in Kenya, my advice is to be careful about how long they carry out the strike. Ancient Greece was the bastion of homosexuality so it might not be the best example to follow :)

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Business crime lessons

Do you think it's a good idea to require all white-collar criminals (see Madoff and Jeff Skilling of Enron) to give, as part of their jail sentence lectures at business schools on corporate ethics? I assume that even if these guys haven't regretted their actions by then, seeing how a former high-paid executive who conducted fraud ended his career and how he justifies his actions years later can be a powerful lesson to students of business. Just out of curiosity, why are all white-collar corporate criminals men? Is it because the field is male dominated or is the nature of women to be honest when they run a company?

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What are we willing to do for the Sexiest Women??

For me Sexiest Women are the women that walk behind you on the street and before you turn your head to look at them and realize they're there, they have already given you an erection!! So powerful their sexual aura and attraction is, you sense it around you before you even set eyes on them. Feel free to stick eyes on one of them, I picked her up on the internet. You can't Not like her even if you're a woman, question is how far would you be willing to go to sleep with her?

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