When a man 'loves' a woman...

Which part of his body grows to at least three times its size?? As I'm sure the answer that comes to your mind first is the wrong one, I'll give 2 hints.

#1: It starts with a p but it doesn't end in an s.

#2: It has a round shape and women love to look at it.

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Nuclear missile graffiti

Should a nuclear missile have drawings on it and if yes should the themes be happy and peaceful or sad and catastrophic? Who do you think is in charge of nuclear offence design, men women or gay people? Should the design be more explicit? How can we explain the phallic shape of nuclear missiles? Is it the work of a ribald female mind or that of a lecherous gay mind? Or simply the work of the narcissist male brain?

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Condoms for pubic hair lice protection

The topic can be somewhat embarrassing. Did you know that pubic lice is a sexually transmitted disease? When pubic hair comes into contact during sex, lice (also called crabs) can jump to your partner. It's not as serious as other STDs of course.

Usual condoms don't cover men's genital hair so there is a potential market for pubic hair condoms for std-conscious people as well as everyone else who is into novelty. The easy way to apply the condom if pubic hair is long and frizzy is to wet the hair with water first, tie it together with a small hair band and then apply a small size latex condom on top.

To make sure the condom doesn't slip, I suggest a small rubber band comes with it to be used around the condom to clap the hair and the condom tight.

Then there can be all sort of variations. For example, pubic hair rasta style will have thick-specific latex condoms you can buy so you can skip wetting the hair. Since most men don't shave, I can see pubic-hair styling added as a new service in men's hair salons. What can start as a hygiene novelty could turn into a fad and create new services and markets in the process!

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Class Project Gone Cocktus!

Allegendly, the incident took place in an elementary school. The children were given green-ware pottery in the shape of clowns to make planters to take home to their parents. The chosen seed was cactus. When the seeds grew, the children were not allowed to take them home. The cactus plants were removed and small ivy replaced them before they could show them to their parents. What ever happened to teaching kids to appreciate male anatomy with a sense of humor? Hat off to the student who innocently asked the teacher why they should have to castrate the clowns...

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There are few things worse than an untimely erection...

Add your own thoughts to the second part of the sentence if you like. Anyway, for me, the most obvious would be the untimely LACK of an erection...:D:D

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Clitoris straw

At a bachelorette party I found myself wondering why girls have to drink out of penis straws and wear penis necklaces but not the other way around. I would love to see a guy wear a vagina necklace and drink out of a clitoris straw. I had no idea they existed until I turned Google Safe Search off and discovered them. The real world out there seems to be way more sophisticated than I could imagine. The good news is I don't have to invent my imagination to experience it. It's already been invented for me.

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Clone your penis

Cast your penis and balls into a dildo and customize your lover's every day adult toy into the real thing. If you're size small, keep it small. Don't ask your 'sculptor' to extend it or your lover might prefer it to the real one. If you keep a collection of all your ex-lover's toy clones, don't tell your current lover they are made after a real thing, or jealousy will turn him or her against your using it :)

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