What do you think of this skirt?

I apologize for the brutal honesty on my first thought which was, is that FCUK or what? But then I noticed the panties, which are a sign that the girl is Not a total exhibitionist! Not being a total exhibitionist is a display of modesty and we should respect that. It was I who didn't get the humor that these were prints on the skirts and Not see-thru skirts. It's my fault. Even if I had see-thru vision and could see through the print, people would still call ME the pervert for using my vision. The girl was so modest to pick a skirt to wear, she so restrained herself from going out wearing panties only. But what about the real question in everyone's mind:

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Smart undies

I'm all in favor of smart underwear for both men and women that play messages depending on what you do with them. For example, if the girl is too early in removing it she can be told "Missile not ready for launch yet" or when the guy removes hers "Put on a condom NOW!"

Of course, with the rise of artificial intelligence there is no need to stop with simple messages. Once the ice is broken one's underpants can become a good friend giving advice on the latest theater productions, advising on political choices, tackle bedsores, warning when one's children need looking after and, of course, comforting one in time of trial and stress. When the underpants become aware of the web, it can participate in all sorts of networking since, on the net, no-one knows you are a pair of underpants :-)

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Wear your panties

A teenage girl comes to school for the yearbook photo shoot wearing a skirt but wears no panties. She sits in the front row and doesn't cross her legs. The yearbook gets published and distributed to school families. The girl's Sharon Stone basic instinct is fully displayed on the photo and her parents are embarrassed. They demand the school recalls and destroys the books and reprints them. Who's to take the blame and pay for the reprint costs? The family? The photographer? The school?

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