Can you speak dirty?

Don't ask yourself this question and then try to answer it. You either speak it or can't speak it. Dirty talk can't be learnt. It's not a technique that is gained. You're either good at it or you're not. You either feel it or you don't. You got to feel nasty to talk nasty. Example. Look at my photo. You're clean beautiful and horny. You have the opportunity to receive anything from me. Anything you like. What you say to me to turn me on? If you say, "I'd want you to stick it up to my chin" that's witty but not nasty. I'll stick it up, but you don't have the dirty talk. You have aroused my dirty thoughts but you don't use dirty words. It's me who's dirty...

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how to ruin someone's date

i tried it once as a prank at school with my friends and it worked. we set up this guy and girl on a date but told them each that the other person has a slight hearing problem so they need to talk at least 10% louder than usual to be heard. end result? they hated having met each other. the funniest part though was that each one believed in the end that the other person had a hearing problem when that was not the case. when the guy wanted to join the school choir she was so against this on the grounds he couldn't hear a damn thing..lol

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can an Italian talk without his hands?

I guess the only way to get a good answer to that question is to tie his hands and ask him to talk. He might talk but he will probably communicate poorly. That's a clever way to ask an Italian guy to do something sexy for you, tie his hands behind his back if you're into those kind of things. Just challenge his speaking skills and he'll probably fall for it :)

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I'd like to talk about a book I haven't read!

The title of the book is "How to talk about books you haven't read". First let me tell you this is no joke. The book is real and sells for $14. Check it out on Amazon if you don't believe me. The gist of the book is that a truly cultivated person should not read books but be able to talk about them by understanding how they are related to other books and where they fit into our culture.

That's an interesting argument. As soon as I read the first page I got the author's point right away. I closed the book and put it back on the shelf. Never bought it or opened it again. I can easily talk about it for hours. I am the kind of person who doesn't read much anyway so if I didn't read this one I am actually very qualified to talk about it.

The only problem with that book is that it's full of text from start to finish when its argument is that you only need to read the title and table of contents of any book in order to really understand it. According to the author, reading a book in all its detail from the first to the last page does disservice to your understanding of it. Perhaps it would have been better if this book's pages were left blank with a "no-need-to-read" note in them. I think so. The author would have made his point so much better this way and it would have been the easiest $14 ever written.

Do you see how much I have written already about the book? And I can keep going. I am so happy I got the gist of it right away without reading it And saved myself $14! :)

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The threesome solution...

Don't women often complain that men like to fall asleep after sex and that they are insensitive because they don't like to talk? Women usually complain about it in casual conversation using what else lots of irony. So it occurred to me that a threesome with 2 women is a great solution for everyone. The guy can fall asleep and the girls can talk to each other after sex. Everyone gets what they want. So why do women resist the idea so much? I almost get punched in the face every time I try to suggest the idea to any female openly criticizing my lack of attention to her needs after sex. Am I wrong??

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head-spanking chairs for shorter meetings

if time is money, then it's time to put an end to people who talk talk talk and talk talk taaaaalk...i don't care if there are people who love their voice too much or if they think they have important things to say. talking time gets fixed, stays same for everyone and is kept short. only the chairperson of the meeting can extend time. if time's up and someone is still taaaaalking he gets spanked by the head-spanking chair, flaaaap!! ok, what's next, what about no one is allowed to cover their neck with cushion. bare necks will make for great spanking sounds. those who become rednecks are out of the meeting :)

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Sometimes I just like to bitch

I hate when I complain about my job, and someone says, "Why don't you look for something else?" I don't want to look for something else. I want to stay in my comfort zone and bitch about this job. And anyway, the economy.

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You talking to me?

Just because we're both waiting for the same flight doesn't mean you should try and strike up a conversation with me. Ok? Ok. You talking to me?

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where did you read that?

don't you hate the sort of people who are not smart but think they are, the sort of guys who blab about 'their' ideas, try to impress all the time or push their opinions on to others? they are so full of hot air, aren't they? it's always the case. i thought of a clever way to bring them down to earth and deflate their egos. at some point they will get to ask 'it's a great idea don't you think?' to which I reply, "yeees, it's interesting, where did you read that?"...'oh no no no this is my idea...' :P

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head-bobbing stabilizer

why can't (some) indians talk without moving their head? stop-head-bobbing courses or some kind of neck-aid that helps stabilize an indian's head would be a hot new product to sell...

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Girls like to go to the bathroom together because...

gossiping..maybe having lesbian sex ?:)
because we like it! :)
and you like it because...?? :)
because you guys will never understand :)
what's there to understand? :)
haha, I don't mind when girls go to the bathroom together, I just wish they were less shy to do more things together.. :P
to flush :)
to talk :)

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Long-range bluetooth for free talk

Many cities offer free wireless internet. What about offering long-range bluetooth coverage in the cities so people can talk for FREE on the mobile phone with their friends who are in the area?

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Sextimates

When I log into Skype to talk to my girlfriend with whom we are in a long-distance relationship I see that another 12 million people are online and probably chatting or talking to each other. I read in an article yesterday that online communication has helped people maintain long-distance relationships more than in the past. So I always wonder, what percentage of the 12 million people talking for free on Skype are having phone sex? If the percentage is too high, I suggest we introduce a new verb in the English language to describe the activity: ' Phonycate'

On another note, do you think all 12 million Skype users (and probably millions more that use other software or normal phone) experience phonycation once at some point in their lives? What's your guess?

Being hypothetical in my thinking here. What if Skype added to your status the following options:

"Phonycating - Feel Free to Join", or
"Phonycating - Do Not Disturb".

How many people do you think would take advantage of the 'Feel Free to Join' option?

PS: If you vote for my poll below, be honest. I am hoping that if everyone votes honestly, I can get a pretty good sextimate about how many out of the 12 million people or so I see online on Skype phonycate. I tried to ask Skype but they gave some phony reason not to release the data, it was privacy I think...:D:D:D

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