how to ruin someone's date

i tried it once as a prank at school with my friends and it worked. we set up this guy and girl on a date but told them each that the other person has a slight hearing problem so they need to talk at least 10% louder than usual to be heard. end result? they hated having met each other. the funniest part though was that each one believed in the end that the other person had a hearing problem when that was not the case. when the guy wanted to join the school choir she was so against this on the grounds he couldn't hear a damn thing..lol

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Ask her out on YouTube

Come up with a short act and upload it on YouTube, then send her the link with an email. Make sure you smile and look at your best. Ask a friend to help you if you're not sure. She will definitely appreciate it. Although the video can be private it has the feel that you are asking her out in public and women find those things too good to refuse. Everybody calls these days. So try to be creative and original. Just try it! And don't forget: disable comments on the video and don't mention her by name or use specifics, use compliments and general descriptive phrases to refer to her so you can use the same video for another girl if she turns you down. That last one is important unless you don't mind making new videos all the time :)

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What's wrong "being alone"?

All single people are trapped because they are judged by others or given pity for "being alone". However, I spend most of my days listening to married people talking about their divorce or wanting out of their marriage. I think we're screwed either way. I mean, really! Why is being single so bad? Next time anyone tries to hook me up with the most random person they can find, I'm going to throw my drink at them. I'm single. Not Desperate.

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Attract multiple men at one time

All my girlfriends seem capable of doing it. I can't. I feel too embarrassed to discuss it with them. I wonder if there's something wrong with me. I know there's nothing wrong with my looks, actually I'm pretty certain I look better than some of them. But then why doesn't it happen to me? Does it take talent to attract multiple men at one time? Is it looks?

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Credit card date tip

When I got my first credit card out of college, it was a stupendously crappy one. $500 limit, secured. Couldn't be less prestigious. But it was a "titanium" card with a metallic finish, and the bank's logo was screen printed across it with cheap ink. I scraped the logo off with a coin in about 10 seconds and just had a blank, gray Mastercard. I was quite amazed at the reactions this provoked among the many people who assumed it must be something quite exclusive. It was a conversation starter and I leveraged it into a few dates.

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Thank you, IT WAS a lovely dinner...

I think we can all agree that Woody Allen is right about free sex being the most expensive sex when the man pays for dinner and the woman isn't kind enough to pay back in kind. They say women are kind creatures but how kind are they really when they will deny late-night kindness to their dinner provider??

I noticed women are extremely smart when they thank the man they will not be kind to after dinner. They will usually say to the guy who gets the bill Woody Allen style, "Thank you, IT WAS a nice dinner". I don't know if it's just me who noticed it, but the women who won't pay back in any kind manner will probably never thank back by saying "Thank you, YOU ARE so kind". The way I see it, both statements are polite, but only the second is full of promise!

If the girl says, "Thank you, YOU're so kind" that's the green light for a big smile on my face while I'm thinking at the back of my mind what my chances are to say something like "It's been My pleasure and if you like I can show you some more of it tonight!" without ruining the moment. To really say the line I must know that the girl has humor. If she doesn't I will probably prolong the smile and only say "It's been my pleasure really" and try to think hard of another way to suggest my pleasure to her :-))))))

But if she says. "Thank you, It was a nice dinner" then that's cold and impersonal. Any mention of sex, free or expensive, is irrelevant at this point. It's just an expensive dinner.

Those moments I wish I had taken the girl out on a very discreet restaurant that only exists in my fantasy, the kind of place where waiters come to the rescue by splitting the bill before they bring it. Or they ask politely, "would you like me to split the bill" whereby I can jump and say "that be nice, thank you". I really wouldn't mind tipping handsomely the guy for saying it.

But that almost never happens because the concept of a Split-Bill restaurant doesn't exist. It only gets created in my mind when It, Tha Dinner, Was very nice. That's because, when I, I Am soooo kind, the girl's late-night kindness take over all the space in my mind Woody Allen style... :P:P:P

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Is this a good idea for my girlfriend?

I was told to do this for our anniversary. Buy her eleven real red roses and one artificial red rose. Place the artificial rose in the center of the bouquet. Attach a card that says:

"I will love you until the last rose fades."

I would laugh but at the end it wouldn't be so romantic. It would be more funny than romantic. It's up to you if you want to do something funny and smart instead of something purely romantic

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How to make an impossible 1st date happen

Buy 2 tickets for the next show in town. Check on FB or MySpace for the best-looking girls and send a last-minute message "Hey, I know this is out of the blue, but i got last minute tickets to this tomorrow. Would you like to go? It's so last minute i am asking a few friends, so whoever gets back to me first..." If the event can be during the day it's better. Use your charm and good luck but Remember! You paid for the ticket, so choose the hottest girls to send the message to..:) If you get no one to come with you, don't waste your money, ask your girlfriend. Good luck on the next show :P

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instant date replacement

If your date doesn't show up why not meet someone whose date hasn't shown up either? An online service where people post the time and place of their planned dates and photo. Look up to see whose date in the area hasn't shown up either and text them to meet up. You can easily break the ice by talking about how annoying it is when your date doesn't show up but also how fun it's to meet someone whose date hasn't shown up either. I'd call the service Date Awol Solutions! To encourage use of the site by everyone install internet terminals in major meeting spots around the city :)

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How to Impress a Girl

This thought was posted on Thinkaloo on 26 October 2007 by member jason

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1. Be yourself.
2. Introduce yourself.
3. Don't do this while she's talking to someone or looks like she's in a hurry.
4. Do not play hard to get
5. Make a good impression with her friends.
6. Be careful what you say.
7. Impress her... with your shoes
8. Look presentable
9. Do not complain about how girls never like you or how you were dumped, etc
10. If you know a song she likes, sing or hum a few bars around her.
11. Start an inside joke with her

Plastic Flowers on The First Date

This thought was posted on Thinkaloo on 23 October 2007 by member misterainstain

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Hi beautiful, these flowers are for you! So that our first love never fades away...

Here is why plastic flowers on the first date is brilliant. If the date doesn't go well, you can use the flowers on the next one.

Plastic flowers are also environmentally friendly, cause they help keep the real flowers in the soil, where they really belong!

I know some women might not like this idea at all, but those of you who will, you just proved your good sense of humor.

So, to my female supporters out there, I promise to buy you dinner all with your support.

If that sounds cheap, it isn't. It is called R-E-C-Y-C-L-I-N-G! Hope this idea will save you money and time on your next date. Thanks for supporting it. I promise not to use your support for dinner with my female supporters. I just need it for buying them plastic flowers!