Can you speak dirty?

Don't ask yourself this question and then try to answer it. You either speak it or can't speak it. Dirty talk can't be learnt. It's not a technique that is gained. You're either good at it or you're not. You either feel it or you don't. You got to feel nasty to talk nasty. Example. Look at my photo. You're clean beautiful and horny. You have the opportunity to receive anything from me. Anything you like. What you say to me to turn me on? If you say, "I'd want you to stick it up to my chin" that's witty but not nasty. I'll stick it up, but you don't have the dirty talk. You have aroused my dirty thoughts but you don't use dirty words. It's me who's dirty...

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How little details will make a difference

It is so simple and easy to try that when I tell people about it they usually find it a good idea. I haven't run a poll on it but I bet most people either never do it because they haven't thought of it or forget/can't be bothered to do it. Let's see.

Do you run your hands on hot water...

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That's sooo wrong!!!

I don't want to advertise them here but there are websites where people report the names of people with sexually transmitted diseases like hiv, herpes, etc...Problem is anyone can put anyone's name on the site and in order to delete your name if it's not true you must provide medical reports to the website owner that you are std-free!!

Some people think this is the right thing to do but I personally think they should ban such websites. You don't right a wrong with a wrong. What's your view on this sensitive matter?

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Isn't sex a masochistic activity??

Think about it. It involves effort, concentration, sometimes pain if not done right and above all you got to sweat a lot before you reach orgasm, not to mention that after all that hard work some people still won't experience it. Technically, it should be categorized as a masochistic activity. What's more, it's all hard-wired into our DNA. But we never think of it this way, what pleasurable hedonistic fools we all are... :D:D:D

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Roller coaster sex

Imagine the sex coaster where couples assume the sitting sex position they like then get fastened with hands tied and genitals in contact. The coaster stops and vibrates, moves back and forth, then accelerates like a rocket at 190mph gluing the couple together, then slows down and rides up again before the steep decline. Best marketing material for the sex coaster? Pregnant women talking about how they conceived on a roller-coaster. Viagra pills on sale before the ride. Photos taken during the ride capturing the facial expressions of couples reaching orgasm :)

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Would you become a woman to live longer?? :)

Studies show that, on average, women live more years than men. If you're a man desperate to live more years would you consider a sex change?

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A hypothesis on male libido

This is just an observation from personal experience, men who sleep lying face down exhibit an insatiable long-lasting sexual urge. This is good if it's all released to the girlfriend, bad if it's released outside the relationship. Of course this is just an observation and an unusual hypothesis for psychology and sex therapy majors to test. I'm wondering that if it's true though how would a girl practically convince or make her guy to change his sleeping positions depending on the needs of the relationship over time! :)

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Question on Sexual Attraction

I read a woman's brain is able to decode the state of a man's immune system and if it's complementary to, or stronger than her own immune system, she will find the man attractive. Women use their nose to detect the pheromones and musk-like odours associated with men and these are scents that cannot be detected consciously. Does that mean that if a woman has given birth already she can also get attracted to men with weaker or non-complementary immune systems? That's important to know because if that's true it means that a man's chances to get laid are higher with women who have already given birth!

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$367 sex-on-the-beach permits!!

Did you read on the news that a British couple who had sex on a public beach in Dubai was arrested, charged and found guilty for having illicit relations and showing public indecency? They got fined $367 for it and escaped jail. There you go. The fine sets minimum price for the permit. It will start at $367 and you'll add to it the price for escaping jail. I bet the market for such permits to foreigners and locals is huge in the Middle East. It can also become very lucrative. They only thing is to choose beaches that Somali pirates don't use. Otherwise your permit won't help you escape the pirates joining your act And holding you hostage for ransom!

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When a man 'loves' a woman...

Which part of his body grows to at least three times its size?? As I'm sure the answer that comes to your mind first is the wrong one, I'll give 2 hints.

#1: It starts with a p but it doesn't end in an s.

#2: It has a round shape and women love to look at it.

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I cheated on my boyfriend... Should I tell him?

here's not anything you can do to justify what you did. You have to tell him and then let him decide what he wants to do. If you really want him, you have to stop the bullshit and let him go. Like that proverb thing goes - if he comes back to you he's yours. But seriously cheating and lying is completely anti-cool. I'd probably kick your dog.

I think that you should definitely come clean to your boyfriend about the cheating and as far as the Update: Once you tell your guy that you have cheated you may not need to make the decision. If you love him then explain yourself (whatever that may be) but I definitely don't think you should just break up with him to avoid an awkward situation, besides once you tell breaking up with HIM might not be an option.

ornela wild girl!! you cheated on your boyfriend 4 times and you are not sure whether you should tell him huh?

first of all you didn't tell us if you cheated him with a guy or a girl.

if it's a girl, hey girl you don't have to tell him, of course not. just show him how you did it and i'm sure he will like it and join in. just make sure you remember all the details of all 4 times.

now if it's guy, this is where you will test what a man he really is. if he sits there doing there while you show him, then he is not a man. if he beats the s of both of you, you know what i mean then he is a man and guess what, you might like it!!!

Honesty is always the best thing. It may hurt him now, but it will hurt less than it would if he were to find out about it another way. It sounds as if you're not ready for a committed relationship right now, so maybe it's best if you tell him the truth now so that he's not being strung along.

If you make it clear that it was a simple lustful mistake without any meaning to you, your boyfriend will probably be angry, but will eventually forgive you. If you lie, however, there will be a serious trust problem that you will have to deal with. In my opinion, the lying is worse than the cheating in this instance: everyone makes mistakes, even the best of us. It's how you deal with these mistakes that reveal your character: if you add lying to cheating, that isn't saying great things. Coming clean is the harder choice, but ultimately better.

You have to remember that you are in a relationship, which means you must consider how both people in your relationship feel; if you respect your boyfriend you will tell him the truth, even if that results in him breaking up with you, it is his decision to make, not yours. You do not have the right to decide what information is relevant to the relationship without consulting him.

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The threesome solution...

Don't women often complain that men like to fall asleep after sex and that they are insensitive because they don't like to talk? Women usually complain about it in casual conversation using what else lots of irony. So it occurred to me that a threesome with 2 women is a great solution for everyone. The guy can fall asleep and the girls can talk to each other after sex. Everyone gets what they want. So why do women resist the idea so much? I almost get punched in the face every time I try to suggest the idea to any female openly criticizing my lack of attention to her needs after sex. Am I wrong??

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sexhausted...

a new word to describe exhaustion from too much sex. for people who spout too much sperm or semen during intercourse they can refer to the tool as a sexhaust. if you think about it, the term is quite descriptive. it describes the shape, the exit property as well as the process. and when the sexhaust goes dry that's when you know you got sexhausted :)

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Isn't sex a masochistic activity??

Think about it. It involves effort, concentration, sometimes pain if not done right and above all you got to sweat a lot before you reach orgasm, not to mention that after all that hard work some people still won't experience it. Technically, it should be categorized as a masochistic activity. What's more, it's all hard-wired into our DNA. But we never think of it this way, what pleasurable hedonistic fools we all are... :D:D:D

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There are few things worse than an untimely erection...

Add your own thoughts to the second part of the sentence if you like. Anyway, for me, the most obvious would be the untimely LACK of an erection...:D:D

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Black belt for Sex!

If you're good at sex, don't be afraid of accepting the black belt on your little johnny. Let her take the neckband off her neck, make little johnny bow in front of her and accept the title graciously :P:P

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Sex scene in a movie. Your reaction.

How do you feel when you're watching a movie with your parents and there is a well-acted sex scene in it? Do you react to it by saying something about it or feel weird and say nothing hoping that your parents won't say anything about it either? It's just no fun for anybody to say anything, isn't it?

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you just broke up

How long is it acceptable to you that your EX needs to wait before he/she has sex? Who cares right? Why would you want to know that your EX had sex in the first place?

Well, if it wasn't your decision you may care about it. It depends on what the two of you had. For some people even next day is okay. For me after something special it could be months, even years

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Better than sex

The phrase 'better than sex' naturally begs the question of what kind of sex you're talking about. When I hear someone using it to describe an experience they had, I am always tempted to ask if they are making a statement about their sex life or a statement about the thing that's better than the kind of sex they're talking about but never really define it. The phrase begs many questions that go unanswered in the listener's mind. If you are the listener and your sex life doesn't suck don't nod your head in agreement, don't agree in any way.

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A limerick for Lickerick...

The Lickerick: what's it all about?
Lots of licking involved no doubt.
Conceptual orgasms of a horny mind
Lock lovers in pleasurable bind.
Wanna try don't be shy...say't out loud!

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