Quid pro quo for couples that are married. If you cheat on me I'll have the right to sleep with a celebrity top model or sexy-looking person of my choosing as indicated in the prenuptial agreement. We'll buy the option to do that from an agency or an open exchange. The option can be exercised only after cheating is certified.
Proof of cheating can only be submitted by a third-party such as a private detective. If the suspecting wife or husband went all the way to pay someone to bring proof, then that proof is valid and the option can be exercised. The requirement for proof of cheating will have the effect that only very few cheating options and swaps will ever be exercised.
Top models, celebrities and sexy-looking people who are interested in making some money will apply to the agency or the online exchange and be bound to have sex with someone in case an option is bought on them. If the option is never exercised then they will be making a lot of money because the price of the option will be a percentage of the couple's annual income and payments will have to be made every year as in an insurance policy.
The only caveat will be that for a couple to buy a cheating option and be able to exercise it they will have to be married at least one year. Otherwise people could fake marriages to sleep with the celebrity of their choice and we can't allow that to happen.
The option will be in the money or worth the money if it is exercised but doesn't lead to a divorce!
If the celebrity's sex appeal has significantly changed by the time the option is exercised, the contracting party can ask for refund
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Sunday, September 6, 2009
Wednesday, July 29, 2009
Sextortion
Be careful where you sleep and who you sleep with. I heard some prostitutes are part of money extortion gangs. The prostitutes join match-making sites and pose as single girls but then have their gang members take photos of you and her or if you make the mistake and take video or photos with the new girl you met they will use those too.
It's then easy for them to find out about your life and contact details and they are one email away from blackmailing your wife. They target married men.
It works easy for them because they can blackmail anonymously and emails don't cost them anything. The prostitutes keep making good money too and only have to sleep once or twice with you. Sometimes the gangs just compile a database of cheaters and sell it to other gangs to work on them. So even if you thought you paid and you're safe you might get blackmailed from others.
http://www.thinkaloo.com
It's then easy for them to find out about your life and contact details and they are one email away from blackmailing your wife. They target married men.
It works easy for them because they can blackmail anonymously and emails don't cost them anything. The prostitutes keep making good money too and only have to sleep once or twice with you. Sometimes the gangs just compile a database of cheaters and sell it to other gangs to work on them. So even if you thought you paid and you're safe you might get blackmailed from others.
http://www.thinkaloo.com
How online cheating sites make extra money
Many people who join cheating sites use them anonymously to find sex partners but could end up emailing their wife or girlfriend. You never know who's on the other side and if you send your photo first you could be caught! So when you are about to make your credit card payment to join, the website can ask you if you want to run a background check on the site and see if your girlfriend or wife is already there so that you can avoid bumping into her. If not, you set up an alert and the service will notify you if she joins in the future. Of course they will charge you a bit extra for it.
http://www.thinkaloo.com
http://www.thinkaloo.com
Friday, May 15, 2009
When Grandma Goes to Court (joke)
Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.
In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.'
The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?'
She again replied, 'Why yes, I do.I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.'
The defense attorney nearly died.
The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said, 'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair.'
http://www.thinkaloo.com
In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.'
The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?'
She again replied, 'Why yes, I do.I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.'
The defense attorney nearly died.
The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said, 'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair.'
http://www.thinkaloo.com
Thursday, May 14, 2009
When Grandma Goes to Court (joke)
Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.
In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.'
The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?'
She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife.
Yes, I know him.'
The defense attorney nearly died.
The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said, 'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair.'
http://www.thinkaloo.com
In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.'
The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?'
She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife.
Yes, I know him.'
The defense attorney nearly died.
The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said, 'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair.'
http://www.thinkaloo.com
Monday, April 13, 2009
Can we ever forgive celebrity cheating??
Don't you think it's totally unfair to the average-looking person to hear news of our sexy celebrity couples cheating on each other?
Imagine for a moment You are Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie is your wife or girlfriend. If I am the average-looking guy and I hear on the news that you cheated on Angelina Jolie because you were bored with her, howis that supposed to make me feel when - for me - sleeping with someone like Angelina Jolie is a privilege I can only enjoy in my dreams? In my wildest dreams that is...
The news that Angelina Jolie might become single again due to the cheating is not gonna make me feel any better if my looks are average and my opportunities to ever meet her in real life, below average. Single ornot, Angelina Jolie or any other gorgeous-looking celebrity is always out of reach to the average-looking guy like me!
With the above thoughts in mind, do you think we can ever forgive the Brad Pitts and Angelina Jolies of this world when they cheat on each other? They can forgive each other all they want, of course, but can we forgive them??
I guess, if you are average-looking like I am, forgiveness can be given under one condition only ...
And that is: forgive if the act of cheating is Done Very Discreetly (!!) and digitally delivered to my PC for thorough review :D
http://www.thinkaloo.com
Imagine for a moment You are Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie is your wife or girlfriend. If I am the average-looking guy and I hear on the news that you cheated on Angelina Jolie because you were bored with her, howis that supposed to make me feel when - for me - sleeping with someone like Angelina Jolie is a privilege I can only enjoy in my dreams? In my wildest dreams that is...
The news that Angelina Jolie might become single again due to the cheating is not gonna make me feel any better if my looks are average and my opportunities to ever meet her in real life, below average. Single ornot, Angelina Jolie or any other gorgeous-looking celebrity is always out of reach to the average-looking guy like me!
With the above thoughts in mind, do you think we can ever forgive the Brad Pitts and Angelina Jolies of this world when they cheat on each other? They can forgive each other all they want, of course, but can we forgive them??
I guess, if you are average-looking like I am, forgiveness can be given under one condition only ...
And that is: forgive if the act of cheating is Done Very Discreetly (!!) and digitally delivered to my PC for thorough review :D
http://www.thinkaloo.com
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