If large head means higher IQ...

I better go study plastic surgery and get my specialty on head extensions. Didn't Einstein say "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former"?? I'll be a busy as hell plastic sergeant with a client portfolio and a patients waiting list stretching to infinity :)

Einstein's brain was measured and studied and it was small. There were areas very dense thought. This says a lot. I seriously doubt that a large head or brain equals high intelligence. It is about the shape and density of certain areas of the brain.

Shape and density huh? Maybe I should reconsider plastic surgery then. perhaps someone with a head full of angles can turn out to have very sharp IQ, so turning his round head into a polygon might help. I'll use that theory in my statement of purpose I think hehe, good food for thinking you gave me here :)

If there's still too much hot air inside that polygon head you're gonna make, stuff it with some mummy jam. it should take care of the density :)

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What's so funny it's not even funny?

When people say, "I'm so tired it's not even funny" or "my head hurts so much it's not even funny", why would it be funny in the first place? Unless someone is laughing, it's not even funny. It's odd. Say you're really funny and can make people lol with what you say then it's probably ok to say "Oh I'm so funny it's not even funny anymore".

But it sounds odd that's why you won't hear people say it. Is your mind getting a bit funny with this? Mine is. If I keep going, it'll make your head hurt so much it's not even funny...arrrrgh! Can something be so funny that it's not even funny?

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head-spanking chairs for shorter meetings

if time is money, then it's time to put an end to people who talk talk talk and talk talk taaaaalk...i don't care if there are people who love their voice too much or if they think they have important things to say. talking time gets fixed, stays same for everyone and is kept short. only the chairperson of the meeting can extend time. if time's up and someone is still taaaaalking he gets spanked by the head-spanking chair, flaaaap!! ok, what's next, what about no one is allowed to cover their neck with cushion. bare necks will make for great spanking sounds. those who become rednecks are out of the meeting :)

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Hello, my head is coming out of a Giant Vagina

I'm sure a man invented this style, because it's damn near impossible to think of a combination of heads and vaginas that isn't red, but this shirt is proof that even an idea as inherently cool as giant vaginas and heads coming out of them can be made lame. I'm not sure I can resist commenting on the vagina if I see a woman in real life embellishing her neck and head like this :)

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head-bobbing stabilizer

why can't (some) indians talk without moving their head? stop-head-bobbing courses or some kind of neck-aid that helps stabilize an indian's head would be a hot new product to sell...

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Of London dust and dirt

This thought was posted on Thinkaloo on 4 March 2008 by member JackSparrow

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I saw the movie Sweeney Todd yesterday. In it London is portrayed as a very dirty and dusty place. At the time people wore wigs a lot. If London was a dirty and dusty place and people carried a lot of hair on their head, real or wigged, then why was not anyone scratching their head at all in the movie? Why is London portrayed as a very dusty and filthy place in movies but you never see the British scratching their heads? Is it in the shampoo they use? :)

I thought lice causes you to itch. But will lice behave benignly the more dirt, dust and hair is around?