A special kind of love given to people who suck

1. You're reading my comment
2. Now you're saying/thinking that that's a stupid fact.
4. You didn't notice that I skipped 3.
5. You're checking it now.
6. You're smiling.
7. You're still reading my comment.
8. You know all you have read is true.
10. You didn't notice that I skipped 9.
11. You're checking it now.
12. You didn't notice there are only 10 facts

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people who wear crocs...

they go on and on about how comfortable they are, and how it's supposedly odor resistant because it's made out of some kind of anti-bacterial foam. great point, dipshits!

you know what else crocs are resistant to? your getting laid just from the look of your shoes. that's right. they are very sex resistant, so if you want your shoes to serve as an excellent idiot barometer, keep wearing them.

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people who wear crocs...

they go on and on about how comfortable they are, and how it's supposedly odor resistant because it's made out of some kind of anti-bacterial foam. great point, dipshits! you know what else crocs are resistant to? your getting laid just from the look of your shoes. that's right. they are very sex resistant, so if you want your shoes to serve as an excellent idiot barometer, keep wearing them.

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How to tell if someone's made for business (2)

If I tell you that whoever started the tradition of throwing coins into fountains must not have been wishing for money and you agree with the explanation then, like most people, you are not made for business. But if you add that the guy who started the tradition did not wish for money because he owned the fountain, I'd like to hire you.

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Beautiful neck, stupid label...

I wonder why they put the label in such a stupid place. The only acceptable explanation, in this case, would have been if the label could somehow had been designed to match the tattoo or serve as its extension. I very much doubt that's the case here. The label's place is just stupid, made even more obvious by overlapping with the tattoo in the the neck.

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where did you read that?

don't you hate the sort of people who are not smart but think they are, the sort of guys who blab about 'their' ideas, try to impress all the time or push their opinions on to others? they are so full of hot air, aren't they? it's always the case. i thought of a clever way to bring them down to earth and deflate their egos. at some point they will get to ask 'it's a great idea don't you think?' to which I reply, "yeees, it's interesting, where did you read that?"...'oh no no no this is my idea...' :P

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Fludicrous Masks

Oink! Don't you think people tend to panic over nothing? 60 cases in the U.S. is not a reason to walk around in masks. Thousands die every year from regular flu, so what makes 60 a pandemic? What's fludicrous is that people wearing masks touch everything with bare hands then reach under their masks to touch their face, scratch their nose, eat food, etc without washing hands or sanitizing. If you must wear the mask, wear the whole attire, you know gloves and stuff, buy the mask in different color to match the rest of your clothes and print your name on it. I think I want an array of them to match my outfits too.

Awww, we haven't had a proper media frenzy this year so they've got to do something!!

I think people like to think it's the end of everything. It all makes me laugh. Now watch. You're going to be the next victim.

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