The Realist school of acting :)

He slashed himself with a knife for real on stage. The audience loved it and applauded him. Actor and audience performance? Touche. Before you know someone will go ask him for a signed autograph spilled with his blood and auction it on eBay. Touche Memorial. With the move of a knife he just pioneered a) the realist school of acting b) the fast road to acting fame c) the too sick for sick leave guild d) the no volunteers to replace the lunatic, please! e) a knife-sharp increase in actors' life insurance premiums and f) a critics debate as to whether the play falls under genres 'Live Horror' or 'Noh Harakiri'. He also succeeded in keeping a theater fully booked by staying alive inspiring the next season's blockbuster play titled "We'll let him die this time...satisfaction guaranteed or his throat back". Touche Grand! Granted!!

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head-spanking chairs for shorter meetings

if time is money, then it's time to put an end to people who talk talk talk and talk talk taaaaalk...i don't care if there are people who love their voice too much or if they think they have important things to say. talking time gets fixed, stays same for everyone and is kept short. only the chairperson of the meeting can extend time. if time's up and someone is still taaaaalking he gets spanked by the head-spanking chair, flaaaap!! ok, what's next, what about no one is allowed to cover their neck with cushion. bare necks will make for great spanking sounds. those who become rednecks are out of the meeting :)

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Hello, my head is coming out of a Giant Vagina

I'm sure a man invented this style, because it's damn near impossible to think of a combination of heads and vaginas that isn't red, but this shirt is proof that even an idea as inherently cool as giant vaginas and heads coming out of them can be made lame. I'm not sure I can resist commenting on the vagina if I see a woman in real life embellishing her neck and head like this :)

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Beautiful neck, stupid label...

I wonder why they put the label in such a stupid place. The only acceptable explanation, in this case, would have been if the label could somehow had been designed to match the tattoo or serve as its extension. I very much doubt that's the case here. The label's place is just stupid, made even more obvious by overlapping with the tattoo in the the neck.

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