Fucking *insert your own noun here*

Acceptable nouns for me include: twat, prick, dick, bastard, bitch, douche. Carpet muncher and butt pirate (although of course, that is offensive to pirates) are also admissible. This is useful when someone cuts you off while stuck/driving in traffic, when you find out that your girlfriend is cheating (unless of course it's with another woman), or if someone stabs you in the thigh with a steak knife.

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That's why I never complain...

I never do it. I hate it. It's lowlife, anathema, excrement and abomination. It makes me sick and puke. I Really don't like it. Complaining sucks. It gets on my nerves. It's for losers and I'm not one of them. I am Sooo good at not complaining. Enough! :D:D:D

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Sometimes I just like to bitch

I hate when I complain about my job, and someone says, "Why don't you look for something else?" I don't want to look for something else. I want to stay in my comfort zone and bitch about this job. And anyway, the economy.

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