Can you speak dirty?

Don't ask yourself this question and then try to answer it. You either speak it or can't speak it. Dirty talk can't be learnt. It's not a technique that is gained. You're either good at it or you're not. You either feel it or you don't. You got to feel nasty to talk nasty. Example. Look at my photo. You're clean beautiful and horny. You have the opportunity to receive anything from me. Anything you like. What you say to me to turn me on? If you say, "I'd want you to stick it up to my chin" that's witty but not nasty. I'll stick it up, but you don't have the dirty talk. You have aroused my dirty thoughts but you don't use dirty words. It's me who's dirty...

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Kissing the germiest tourist attractions...

I read an article on CNN about the germiest tourist attractions in the world. 400,000 people kissed the Blamey stone in Ireland last year and Oscar Wilde fans who visit his tomb in Paris leave Wilde lipstick marks on it. There is no sign in these places saying they are disinfected daily and they're ok to kiss. The tourist authorities wouldn't want to make people self-conscious about it but how do we know they clean them every day? This article made me self-conscious, not just about tourist spots. In Greece, it's the custom to kiss religious icons in a church. I was forced to do it when I was little. I didn't like it because I believed I was the anti-Christ. Now I know I'm not (I can't even delete the memory of the kiss how could I have been the chosen one?) but seeing other people's lip-prints on the glass is still disgusting to me. Can someone convince me that those hairy/oily Greek priests clean the icons before they ask people to kiss them??

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Socks with Sandals

I've often wondered why people wear socks with sandals. I always kinda thought the purpose of sandals was to get down and dirty with your hippy self. Air out these feet. Feel the sunshine. Let them breathe and play around for a little while. Wearing socks defeats that purpose. Wearing socks is restricting. Wearing socks is...a personal decision...but think about letting your toes-ies catch some UV action next time.

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