...to a widow at her husband's funeral??
1. He wanted to die
2. It's for the best
3. Just think you'll reunite with him soon
4. So did you contract his disease too?
5. Have you met his other wife yet?
6. Is it true what they say about big coffins?
7. Did he tell you I was his daughter?
8. He was gay...........with me
Vote below and add your comments to the list :)
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Monday, August 10, 2009
If someone could teach you how to...
know when a woman fakes her orgasm, would you really want to learn how?? What's more important to you? What people want you to think? Or what they really think?
For me, it depends on how well the woman can fake her orgasm. Think about it this way.
If she is such a good actress and can fake a good orgasm with ease, then she can fake it 100% of the time which naturally makes me proud and very excited. But if I have to produce a stunning orgasm in her 100% of the time, there will definitely be times when I will fail to do that because in some of those times it will also be her fault.
So to turn the question around, I would like someone to teach me the skill of training a woman to fake her orgasm well 100% of the time and be content with getting a real one from me 90% of the time.
The only way I can switch the order of the performance numbers above is if that woman was Olga without her bikini in that picture...
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For me, it depends on how well the woman can fake her orgasm. Think about it this way.
If she is such a good actress and can fake a good orgasm with ease, then she can fake it 100% of the time which naturally makes me proud and very excited. But if I have to produce a stunning orgasm in her 100% of the time, there will definitely be times when I will fail to do that because in some of those times it will also be her fault.
So to turn the question around, I would like someone to teach me the skill of training a woman to fake her orgasm well 100% of the time and be content with getting a real one from me 90% of the time.
The only way I can switch the order of the performance numbers above is if that woman was Olga without her bikini in that picture...
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I cheated on my boyfriend... Should I tell him?
here's not anything you can do to justify what you did. You have to tell him and then let him decide what he wants to do. If you really want him, you have to stop the bullshit and let him go. Like that proverb thing goes - if he comes back to you he's yours. But seriously cheating and lying is completely anti-cool. I'd probably kick your dog.
I think that you should definitely come clean to your boyfriend about the cheating and as far as the Update: Once you tell your guy that you have cheated you may not need to make the decision. If you love him then explain yourself (whatever that may be) but I definitely don't think you should just break up with him to avoid an awkward situation, besides once you tell breaking up with HIM might not be an option.
ornela wild girl!! you cheated on your boyfriend 4 times and you are not sure whether you should tell him huh?
first of all you didn't tell us if you cheated him with a guy or a girl.
if it's a girl, hey girl you don't have to tell him, of course not. just show him how you did it and i'm sure he will like it and join in. just make sure you remember all the details of all 4 times.
now if it's guy, this is where you will test what a man he really is. if he sits there doing there while you show him, then he is not a man. if he beats the s of both of you, you know what i mean then he is a man and guess what, you might like it!!!
Honesty is always the best thing. It may hurt him now, but it will hurt less than it would if he were to find out about it another way. It sounds as if you're not ready for a committed relationship right now, so maybe it's best if you tell him the truth now so that he's not being strung along.
If you make it clear that it was a simple lustful mistake without any meaning to you, your boyfriend will probably be angry, but will eventually forgive you. If you lie, however, there will be a serious trust problem that you will have to deal with. In my opinion, the lying is worse than the cheating in this instance: everyone makes mistakes, even the best of us. It's how you deal with these mistakes that reveal your character: if you add lying to cheating, that isn't saying great things. Coming clean is the harder choice, but ultimately better.
You have to remember that you are in a relationship, which means you must consider how both people in your relationship feel; if you respect your boyfriend you will tell him the truth, even if that results in him breaking up with you, it is his decision to make, not yours. You do not have the right to decide what information is relevant to the relationship without consulting him.
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I think that you should definitely come clean to your boyfriend about the cheating and as far as the Update: Once you tell your guy that you have cheated you may not need to make the decision. If you love him then explain yourself (whatever that may be) but I definitely don't think you should just break up with him to avoid an awkward situation, besides once you tell breaking up with HIM might not be an option.
ornela wild girl!! you cheated on your boyfriend 4 times and you are not sure whether you should tell him huh?
first of all you didn't tell us if you cheated him with a guy or a girl.
if it's a girl, hey girl you don't have to tell him, of course not. just show him how you did it and i'm sure he will like it and join in. just make sure you remember all the details of all 4 times.
now if it's guy, this is where you will test what a man he really is. if he sits there doing there while you show him, then he is not a man. if he beats the s of both of you, you know what i mean then he is a man and guess what, you might like it!!!
Honesty is always the best thing. It may hurt him now, but it will hurt less than it would if he were to find out about it another way. It sounds as if you're not ready for a committed relationship right now, so maybe it's best if you tell him the truth now so that he's not being strung along.
If you make it clear that it was a simple lustful mistake without any meaning to you, your boyfriend will probably be angry, but will eventually forgive you. If you lie, however, there will be a serious trust problem that you will have to deal with. In my opinion, the lying is worse than the cheating in this instance: everyone makes mistakes, even the best of us. It's how you deal with these mistakes that reveal your character: if you add lying to cheating, that isn't saying great things. Coming clean is the harder choice, but ultimately better.
You have to remember that you are in a relationship, which means you must consider how both people in your relationship feel; if you respect your boyfriend you will tell him the truth, even if that results in him breaking up with you, it is his decision to make, not yours. You do not have the right to decide what information is relevant to the relationship without consulting him.
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cc: Customer Capitalism!
With so much talk going on about how to save capitalism from the global economic crisis, I like to use radical thinking and toy with totally unheard-of thoughts in my mind.
Here's a recent one that's been toying my head.
We know of shareholder capitalism. Shareholders buy stocks and own a company. Shareholders make a profit (or loss) when they sell the stock or when the company pays dividends out of profits.
Now how about this. Imagine for a moment there are no shareholders and no stocks to buy in a publicly listed, publicly owned company. The company is owned by the founders but the rules are that dividends are not exclusively paid to the owners. After the company's profit is taxed and some money is invested in the business and a portion of it retained by the owners, dividends are paid back to the customers that bought the services and/or products of the company.
In other words, only customers who bought the products/services of the company and are the source of the company's profit get to receive the dividends. Every receipt for purchase of goods and services essentially functions as 'stock'. It entitles the customer that holds it to a portion of the dividends the company normally pays out. The individual portion each customer gets is equal to the percentage of his purchase amount over total sales.
A customer who buys a product and is entitled to a portion of the company's profit will tend to be a loyal customer. He gets a stake in the company and its products because he can make money from it. This incentive will keep him busy consuming because he will get some money back from doing so.
At a time where the global economy and certainly the US economy could be plunging into a deflationary spiral where prices go down with no bottom in sight we need people to consume and buy to help us get out of it.
Customer capitalism in the sense I described it above could be a smart trick to use to get everyone buying again.
Of course the system I just described is a thought exercise, a brain game if you like. I find it very exciting and stimulating to imagine how the economy would function if certain rules are changed.
If you also share a similar passion, I look forward to reading your comments thoughts and reaction on this. Thanks!
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Here's a recent one that's been toying my head.
We know of shareholder capitalism. Shareholders buy stocks and own a company. Shareholders make a profit (or loss) when they sell the stock or when the company pays dividends out of profits.
Now how about this. Imagine for a moment there are no shareholders and no stocks to buy in a publicly listed, publicly owned company. The company is owned by the founders but the rules are that dividends are not exclusively paid to the owners. After the company's profit is taxed and some money is invested in the business and a portion of it retained by the owners, dividends are paid back to the customers that bought the services and/or products of the company.
In other words, only customers who bought the products/services of the company and are the source of the company's profit get to receive the dividends. Every receipt for purchase of goods and services essentially functions as 'stock'. It entitles the customer that holds it to a portion of the dividends the company normally pays out. The individual portion each customer gets is equal to the percentage of his purchase amount over total sales.
A customer who buys a product and is entitled to a portion of the company's profit will tend to be a loyal customer. He gets a stake in the company and its products because he can make money from it. This incentive will keep him busy consuming because he will get some money back from doing so.
At a time where the global economy and certainly the US economy could be plunging into a deflationary spiral where prices go down with no bottom in sight we need people to consume and buy to help us get out of it.
Customer capitalism in the sense I described it above could be a smart trick to use to get everyone buying again.
Of course the system I just described is a thought exercise, a brain game if you like. I find it very exciting and stimulating to imagine how the economy would function if certain rules are changed.
If you also share a similar passion, I look forward to reading your comments thoughts and reaction on this. Thanks!
http://www.thinkaloo.com
Fart Up your tires!!
This posting requires that you picture it as you read. Keep your nose open too. Now imagine you could use your farts to inflate your car tires. Imagine a pipe wired into the seat with an opening on the seat's surface to carry the hot gas inside.
If the gas doesn't exit fast enough or with enough force a small pump can help suck it into the tires.
On the plus side a patent like this eliminates the need to open the window of your car to ventilate the space inside and helps avoid embarrassment if others are in it as well.
The air pressure inside the tires always stays at the right amount which keeps the car in better balance.
And if the idea works well in cars it can be scaled next to buses and planes where the higher and more diverse the supply of gas the better the condition of the tires inside!
Before you get used to picturing this too much, let's see how much humor you can handle.
Say you're going to use this system in the future for your car. That by itself would mean you must have a good sense of humor. So why not display it with some kind of writing on the tires?
As you can see in the photos on the right, I made up four slogans you can put on your tires. Which one do you think better describes what will be happening inside your tires?
Vote Now!
:)
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If the gas doesn't exit fast enough or with enough force a small pump can help suck it into the tires.
On the plus side a patent like this eliminates the need to open the window of your car to ventilate the space inside and helps avoid embarrassment if others are in it as well.
The air pressure inside the tires always stays at the right amount which keeps the car in better balance.
And if the idea works well in cars it can be scaled next to buses and planes where the higher and more diverse the supply of gas the better the condition of the tires inside!
Before you get used to picturing this too much, let's see how much humor you can handle.
Say you're going to use this system in the future for your car. That by itself would mean you must have a good sense of humor. So why not display it with some kind of writing on the tires?
As you can see in the photos on the right, I made up four slogans you can put on your tires. Which one do you think better describes what will be happening inside your tires?
Vote Now!
:)
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Saturday, August 1, 2009
whose fart was it?
for a laugh, when someone farts, oxygen masks get released. very appropriate for car, bus, train and elevator situations and for all public places. here's the funny little twist that turns the prank into an act of brilliance... everyone gets an oxygen mask except for the person who farted! (lol)
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W.C. Feng Shui
Public toilets in most places are crap but there's an easy way to make some things in them more functional. You will receive the opposite of your iQ, a positive Qi as they call it in Feng Sui, if you place toilet paper in the door handle right in front of you rather than have it on the side or in the back. If Feng Shui is about arranging objects to help people achieve their goals, this is a master arrangement. Just make sure there's enough space between the door and the handle so that the toilet paper rolls smoothly. It's also handy if someone calls you and you need to take notes in a piece of paper :D
For better results also practice these ancient words of wisdom. Speak them loud as the crap sinks below.
Ba Zhai Crap Wu Xing Shit Baqua Flash Zuan Kong Fei Sink King Kong
These proven words will guarantee you more crap, better toilet paper use and they'll make your experience in the shit hole a mystery to others!
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For better results also practice these ancient words of wisdom. Speak them loud as the crap sinks below.
Ba Zhai Crap Wu Xing Shit Baqua Flash Zuan Kong Fei Sink King Kong
These proven words will guarantee you more crap, better toilet paper use and they'll make your experience in the shit hole a mystery to others!
http://www.thinkaloo.com
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