If someone could teach you how to...

know when a woman fakes her orgasm, would you really want to learn how?? What's more important to you? What people want you to think? Or what they really think?

For me, it depends on how well the woman can fake her orgasm. Think about it this way.

If she is such a good actress and can fake a good orgasm with ease, then she can fake it 100% of the time which naturally makes me proud and very excited. But if I have to produce a stunning orgasm in her 100% of the time, there will definitely be times when I will fail to do that because in some of those times it will also be her fault.

So to turn the question around, I would like someone to teach me the skill of training a woman to fake her orgasm well 100% of the time and be content with getting a real one from me 90% of the time.

The only way I can switch the order of the performance numbers above is if that woman was Olga without her bikini in that picture...

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Madoff give me $1 million and I'll co-sign...

Madoff was released on a $10 million personal recognizance bond secured by his $7 million Manhattan apartment. But because he failed to secure the required number of co-signers for his bail bond home detention was required. No chance of leaving the country now for a Ponzi-friendly jurisdiction...Madoooooff if you give me $1 million I'll jump in and co-sign on that bond. It's all for the public good! I have so many debts and people to pay and I promise to spend all the remaining money on charities and the economy. I know you have internet at home and if you don't mind you can wire the amount here. No prob. Do we have a deal Madoff?? :)

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