whose fart was it?

for a laugh, when someone farts, oxygen masks get released. very appropriate for car, bus, train and elevator situations and for all public places. here's the funny little twist that turns the prank into an act of brilliance... everyone gets an oxygen mask except for the person who farted! (lol)

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Could you be Borat for a day?

If someone offered you $10,000 to wear Borat's lime green "mankini" swimsuit for a day on the beach, would you do it? Apart from wearing the swimsuit, you won't be allowed to dress in his character, eg wear a wig and moustache, sunglasses. You won't be allowed to tell anyone why you're wearing it other than to say that you like wearing it.

Note: we're talking US dollars here.

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i don't care if you think it's not funny

why do some people think that for a joke to be funny both sides have to find it funny? if you only laugh with jokes on other people but get upset when someone plays a joke on you, then you don't have a good sense of humor. a good sense of humor means that you can accept a joke played on you as funny. when comedians make fun of celebrities and we find it funny, it's not that we expect celebrities to approve the jokes before they're made. my definition for a joke to be funny is when, at minimum, third-parties find it funny. both parties involved don't have to always find it funny.

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What do women like more in a man?

Some men wish they looked better but don't realize that women fall easier to sharp wit and a good sense of humor. Why don't these statistics get published? Wit or humor is not necessarily related to intelligence or knowledge which take years in college to acquire. It's all about training and practice. Men make the mistake to spend too much time at the gym pumping up muscles.

Why not pump up muscles and wit in a gym? A sports gym that promises to train wit and muscles would be value for men's money, time and acuMen. Would women support this initiative?

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A (pervert) gadget ring

I just thought of a ring that can be custom-made to contract and tighten in your finger in the same rhythm, timing and intensity as your lover's vagina muscles do. Assuming it's possible to store in memory and replicate vaginal undulations and create the ring, what do you think of it? Is it too pervert a gadget? Will it sell only as a prank-ring? Can it enhance sex drives if worn regularly? In a prank store it can sell under the name 'The Lord of the Rings'. In Tiffanny's it can take a more descriptive name, e.g. 'Tightania' with the word tight alluding to how the mechanism of the ring works :)

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Zipper that looks like buttons

This thought was posted on Thinkaloo on 24 October 2007 by member dim

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Imagine whoever is going down on the person wearing it trying to open the buttons, when it's actually a zipper...