Matching socks detector

Sometimes people like me will grab any pair of socks to wear even if they are of different color. I wish my socks had some kind of tiny wireless beeping device on them that would beep every time I didn't wear a matching pair. It's function can be simple. Every time a sock's matching pair is not within a distance of one meter it would beep. This way it would also help me not to lose socks.

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Edible bottle caps

How about wine/champagne/liqueur bottle caps that are edible? Make them with thick chocolate or other flavor/recipe that goes with the drink and cover them with thin hygienic film to keep them safe for eating. Tear the film, grab a bite to open up the bottle and sip your drink!

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Watch the clock

Why will people pay so much money to own or see the painting but not wear it? The world is fascinated with the painting but won't turn the melting clock design into a melting watch for people to wear on their wrist :((

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Mr. Brown. Save the world..

..make it a better place, for me and for you and the entire UK race. Al Gore invented the Internet and Gordon Brown saved the world. When you are perceived as an intelligent politician, the few rare gaffes you'll do will stick and characterize you and people will always remember them. Whereas if you're perceived as dumb or gaffe-prone no one remembers what you actually said because you've said so many dumb things. People are used to it and might not even pay attention any more. They remember you as dumb or gaffe-prone but have hard time to come up with even a single one dumb thing you said. But if you're intelligent, the gaffe dynamic is so very different and much more cruel, even if it's a slip of the tongue that gets corrected immediately. If you haven't seen it already, take a look and see for yourself...

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The Realist school of acting :)

He slashed himself with a knife for real on stage. The audience loved it and applauded him. Actor and audience performance? Touche. Before you know someone will go ask him for a signed autograph spilled with his blood and auction it on eBay. Touche Memorial. With the move of a knife he just pioneered a) the realist school of acting b) the fast road to acting fame c) the too sick for sick leave guild d) the no volunteers to replace the lunatic, please! e) a knife-sharp increase in actors' life insurance premiums and f) a critics debate as to whether the play falls under genres 'Live Horror' or 'Noh Harakiri'. He also succeeded in keeping a theater fully booked by staying alive inspiring the next season's blockbuster play titled "We'll let him die this time...satisfaction guaranteed or his throat back". Touche Grand! Granted!!

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The threesome solution...

Don't women often complain that men like to fall asleep after sex and that they are insensitive because they don't like to talk? Women usually complain about it in casual conversation using what else lots of irony. So it occurred to me that a threesome with 2 women is a great solution for everyone. The guy can fall asleep and the girls can talk to each other after sex. Everyone gets what they want. So why do women resist the idea so much? I almost get punched in the face every time I try to suggest the idea to any female openly criticizing my lack of attention to her needs after sex. Am I wrong??

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Why the China man won't spend

SunTzu said: If the enemy is weak because he overspent, don't overspend or you'll become weak too. Said it but didn't write it.

SunTzu then said and wrote: "All warfare is based on deception...If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles"

The world hopes the Chinese and the other Asians will spend the West out of recession. Ok, here is why if you read SunTzu you know this will never happen.

The Chinese know themselves. They like to save. They look at the West and they see that it overspent and is in trouble. What's the lesson they get?

Stick to saving. Don't do what your rival did and got him in trouble. Just give the appearance you might in the form of big government spending plans.

How deception works. The government announces big spending plans and the world thinks the Chinese man will suddenly start spending. But the Chinese man will not do that because he knows it will get him into same trouble as the Western man.

He remembers Sun Tzu and decides to save a big portion of the money in order to buy the enemy later and win the battle without a fight.

Sun Tzu said: He who hearkens to my counsel and acts upon it, will conquer.

Time to read Sun Tzu from the Chinese man's point of view!

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