Fucking *insert your own noun here*

Acceptable nouns for me include: twat, prick, dick, bastard, bitch, douche. Carpet muncher and butt pirate (although of course, that is offensive to pirates) are also admissible. This is useful when someone cuts you off while stuck/driving in traffic, when you find out that your girlfriend is cheating (unless of course it's with another woman), or if someone stabs you in the thigh with a steak knife.

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Nuclear missile graffiti

Should a nuclear missile have drawings on it and if yes should the themes be happy and peaceful or sad and catastrophic? Who do you think is in charge of nuclear offence design, men women or gay people? Should the design be more explicit? How can we explain the phallic shape of nuclear missiles? Is it the work of a ribald female mind or that of a lecherous gay mind? Or simply the work of the narcissist male brain?

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