Showing posts with label lover. Show all posts
Showing posts with label lover. Show all posts

Sunday, June 7, 2009

Clone your penis

Cast your penis and balls into a dildo and customize your lover's every day adult toy into the real thing. If you're size small, keep it small. Don't ask your 'sculptor' to extend it or your lover might prefer it to the real one. If you keep a collection of all your ex-lover's toy clones, don't tell your current lover they are made after a real thing, or jealousy will turn him or her against your using it :)

http://www.thinkaloo.com

Sunday, April 12, 2009

A (pervert) gadget ring

I just thought of a ring that can be custom-made to contract and tighten in your finger in the same rhythm, timing and intensity as your lover's vagina muscles do. Assuming it's possible to store in memory and replicate vaginal undulations and create the ring, what do you think of it? Is it too pervert a gadget? Will it sell only as a prank-ring? Can it enhance sex drives if worn regularly? In a prank store it can sell under the name 'The Lord of the Rings'. In Tiffanny's it can take a more descriptive name, e.g. 'Tightania' with the word tight alluding to how the mechanism of the ring works :)

http://www.thinkaloo.com