Nuclear missile graffiti

Should a nuclear missile have drawings on it and if yes should the themes be happy and peaceful or sad and catastrophic? Who do you think is in charge of nuclear offence design, men women or gay people? Should the design be more explicit? How can we explain the phallic shape of nuclear missiles? Is it the work of a ribald female mind or that of a lecherous gay mind? Or simply the work of the narcissist male brain?

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Clone your penis

Cast your penis and balls into a dildo and customize your lover's every day adult toy into the real thing. If you're size small, keep it small. Don't ask your 'sculptor' to extend it or your lover might prefer it to the real one. If you keep a collection of all your ex-lover's toy clones, don't tell your current lover they are made after a real thing, or jealousy will turn him or her against your using it :)

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XXX This Is Perverted. Not for minors XXX

Make adult toys that can be hooked to the PC or receive instructions/directions via bluetooth. The whole purpose would be to allow interactive sex with someone online. Let them pass on the instructions to the toys as they watch you or you watch them on web camera. I believe it's a good idea that Can be commercialized! :)

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How to deal with loneliness and stray animals adultoyfully!!

I can't reveal the name of the company that agreed to try it but the idea is to offer a dog or cat for free with every adult toy sale. 'Having a dog or cat to pet after playing with the vibrator can make the experience more complete and emotionally satisfying for our customers', the company's spokesman told the press.

The company aims to provide a permanent emotional fix alongside sexual self-gratification. If the emotional aspect of sex is petaken care of, women will be able to focus on enhancing sexual pleasure guilt-free.

Analysts suggest that the free gift won't cost the company a dime as the pets will be recruited from the vast army of stray animals roaming our cities.

The company claims its policy of helping stray dogs and cats find loving and caring owners is not only good business but also the socially responsible thing to do. Local authorities are happy to team up and subsidize the effort.

Incredible? You bet! But that doesn't mean it wouldn't be fun to try the idea just to see how people would react to the offer :)

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