To 'Mad Off"

A new term similar to Fuck Off used when someone asks you for a cum of money with more than 8 zeros to its right to invest it for you. If you tell him to Mad Off it can mean Fuck Off or it can mean 'Shit, I'll give it to you only if you can top Madoff's $50 billion summa cum laude'. The second use is reserved for the Abramovich-inspired overchicked sheepskins who fantasize to get hold of the tycon's list of girlfriends and prison escorts. Those guys are easy to spot.

They appetize with 69 Tiger Pronz and dessert it with nitrogened Stella Natura crap at their favorite El Bully restaurant in Spain. So they hire Thantie Newton as their accountant. They claim to play Liszt with both hands on the piano showing off their boobs-grabbing skills required for when the list drops in their pants one day. You'll also see them socialize with other lesser Russian tycons in the hope to Mad it Off one day with Abramovich. They introduce themselves using the pseudonym Richard MadovV, the first denoting their wealth status and the second their disguised ambition to mad it off one day.

Now depending on how you say the term it becomes clear to the listener which one of the two uses you have picked up. If you say it with a smile and a look of surprise on your face you've picked up the second. You are challenging the guy who asked for your money to invest it in a better Ponzi scheme than Madoff did.

If the guy gives a short one-word confident reply using the verb back, it means he believes he is up to the task and the deal is sealed. If he replies with a question, it means he thinks you're asking for the impossible.

The dialogue usually plays out like this

B is confident and seals the deal

A: Mad Off!! :)
B: Madoff!

B thinks you're crazy and asks you to Fuck Off

A: Mad Off!! :)
B: Mad Off? Mad Off!!

Tycon A is not easily fooled so B who is a she and looks like Stella in Rocknrolla blows her smoke in his face and slides the list into his pants...

A: Richard MadovV
B: Stella Pronzi
A: How much for a start?
B: $50 million
A: Mad Off!!!
B: Mad Off? Mad Off!!
A: Liszt?
B: Yes please

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Madoff give me $1 million and I'll co-sign...

Madoff was released on a $10 million personal recognizance bond secured by his $7 million Manhattan apartment. But because he failed to secure the required number of co-signers for his bail bond home detention was required. No chance of leaving the country now for a Ponzi-friendly jurisdiction...Madoooooff if you give me $1 million I'll jump in and co-sign on that bond. It's all for the public good! I have so many debts and people to pay and I promise to spend all the remaining money on charities and the economy. I know you have internet at home and if you don't mind you can wire the amount here. No prob. Do we have a deal Madoff?? :)

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(: Happy-Crappy :)

Will 2009 be a happy or crappy new year for you? I decided mine will be happy so I named my new puppy Huppy :)

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Live forever on Facebook

If you can't remove your profile on Facebook, what happens to it after you die? It stays there and no one updates it. No one will even know you died unless someone posts your death notice somewhere. I can imagine the perfect application for Facebook, one that maintains and updates people's profiles after they die. It will send gifts, accept friend requests, send new friend requests, use other applications etc. The name of this new application? Eternal! And you can install it on your profile any time, even after you die, no problem, your lack of privacy continues to be respected on Facebook after death :)

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Pay-Per-Month Online Bookstores

This thought was posted on Thinkaloo on 26 March 2008 by member nadia

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I love to read books and I was thinking of a new business model for online bookstores. Allow customers who pay a monthly fee to either rent or buy as many e-books as they want. When the customer downloads the books, the publishers and writers will then share a commission from the monthly fee that was paid by the customer.

This is value for money for customers who will have access to as many books as they want. Writers and publishers will benefit from increased sales of their books. I am curious if Amazon or Barnes & Nobles or any of the other major online bookstores will move into this new business model.

The model already works for music and movies, it is a matter of applying it to books next as more of them become available in digital format.

How to tie a tie

This thought was posted on Thinkaloo on 28 October 2007 by member smarty

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What if there was a machine or gadget that would tie the tie for you and all you had to do was wear it?

I have never seen such a gadget around and last time I asked my wife to do the tie for me, she was saying how frustrated she was I could never learn how to do it myself!

I imagine it as follows. You would enter your neck size once, choose the kind of knot you would like and it would take care of the rest!

How difficult could that really be? These days you can have machines/robots that automate the process for everything, why not on how to tie a tie?

What do you think?

Bored? Get a new hobby

This thought was posted on Thinkaloo on 23 October 2007 by member ideagenerator

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Browse the net, collect the ideas you find and post them here. Cool!

What about lights that repel mosquitos?

This thought was posted on Thinkaloo on 15 February 2008 by member helena

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i don't know if such invention exists already, but think it would be helpful to people in Africa where malaria kills thousands of children every year. I know for example that rats can be repelled with sound, so what if light at a certain frequency could repel mosquitos? What do you think, is this possible?

Movies: The Idea Is Everything

This thought was posted on Thinkaloo on 24 October 2007 by member helena

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Ok, this is an idea about an idea. I have always been wondering what is it that makes a movie a good movie?

It's the idea, stupid! The one spark that gets your script going, and you've got your film. Most films that really grab you can be summed up in one line.

Don't believe me? Try these :

Jaws - 'Man afraid of water pursues killer shark'
Reservoir Dogs - 'Diamond heist goes wrong.'
Independence Day - 'Aliens invade Earth'

Asking yourself, 'what if...' might help

For example 'What if...an alien visitor gets left behind on Earth' (ET), 'What if...toys came to life' (Toy Story), 'What if...a lodger dies leaving behind a suitcase with a million pounds in it' (Shallow Grave).

Try to create a couple of these by asking yourself 'What if...' and post them here.

Let's see who can come with the next million dollar idea for a great movie.

If this idea gives you many thoughts for your next idea, don't forget to support me please!

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