To 'Mad Off"

A new term similar to Fuck Off used when someone asks you for a cum of money with more than 8 zeros to its right to invest it for you. If you tell him to Mad Off it can mean Fuck Off or it can mean 'Shit, I'll give it to you only if you can top Madoff's $50 billion summa cum laude'. The second use is reserved for the Abramovich-inspired overchicked sheepskins who fantasize to get hold of the tycon's list of girlfriends and prison escorts. Those guys are easy to spot.

They appetize with 69 Tiger Pronz and dessert it with nitrogened Stella Natura crap at their favorite El Bully restaurant in Spain. So they hire Thantie Newton as their accountant. They claim to play Liszt with both hands on the piano showing off their boobs-grabbing skills required for when the list drops in their pants one day. You'll also see them socialize with other lesser Russian tycons in the hope to Mad it Off one day with Abramovich. They introduce themselves using the pseudonym Richard MadovV, the first denoting their wealth status and the second their disguised ambition to mad it off one day.

Now depending on how you say the term it becomes clear to the listener which one of the two uses you have picked up. If you say it with a smile and a look of surprise on your face you've picked up the second. You are challenging the guy who asked for your money to invest it in a better Ponzi scheme than Madoff did.

If the guy gives a short one-word confident reply using the verb back, it means he believes he is up to the task and the deal is sealed. If he replies with a question, it means he thinks you're asking for the impossible.

The dialogue usually plays out like this

B is confident and seals the deal

A: Mad Off!! :)
B: Madoff!

B thinks you're crazy and asks you to Fuck Off

A: Mad Off!! :)
B: Mad Off? Mad Off!!

Tycon A is not easily fooled so B who is a she and looks like Stella in Rocknrolla blows her smoke in his face and slides the list into his pants...

A: Richard MadovV
B: Stella Pronzi
A: How much for a start?
B: $50 million
A: Mad Off!!!
B: Mad Off? Mad Off!!
A: Liszt?
B: Yes please

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Fludicrous Masks

Oink! Don't you think people tend to panic over nothing? 60 cases in the U.S. is not a reason to walk around in masks. Thousands die every year from regular flu, so what makes 60 a pandemic? What's fludicrous is that people wearing masks touch everything with bare hands then reach under their masks to touch their face, scratch their nose, eat food, etc without washing hands or sanitizing. If you must wear the mask, wear the whole attire, you know gloves and stuff, buy the mask in different color to match the rest of your clothes and print your name on it. I think I want an array of them to match my outfits too.

Awww, we haven't had a proper media frenzy this year so they've got to do something!!

I think people like to think it's the end of everything. It all makes me laugh. Now watch. You're going to be the next victim.

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breast milk shops

this is shocking new business idea. i read breastfeeding bring health benefit to mother and child for many years (increased intelligence, reduced risk of breast cancer and more...) a business with many shops in town for lactating women who sit and offer their breast for milk feeding to adults. the milk will be more expensive than buy at supermarket and women can make money. people who did not breastfeed enough when little can breastfeed now and also drink very healthy fresh milk. it's crazy but good idea. someone must try, only need capital for shop and advertisement to recruit women on voluntary basis. why not? yo think it

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