laplord

title reserved for people who use their laptop as originally intended, on the lap! there are so many kinds of laplords depending on where one's strong preference for lapwork lies, e.g. one can be an airport laplord, a park bench laplord, a home laplord, a bed and sofa laplord, an armchair laplord, a carpet laplord, a toilet seat laplord and so forth...the laplord is identified by his strong dislike of all flat cold and non-human surfaces on which to place his pet and a feeling of utter joy and happiness when he does so on his lap. excuse me for a moment, I must flush the toilet...

ok the laplord, in other words, is a very sensitive creature. after prolonged petting and depending on the machine's fitness and capacity to exhale, streams of warm air are felt on his knees and warm up his heart. the laplord is cozy, homy and very loyal. for instance, he never pets with more petite possessions such as mobile phones and handheld devices or big elephant creatures such as desktops. praise the laplord for his virtue and unconditional love to his creature!

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Dog-Peek, add a hole for sniffing

I thought of a small innovation to the Pet Peek window design. Dogs love to sniff and have a more developed sense of smell, thus a small opening for the nose to protrude would make it more fun for the dog as it can see and sniff at the same time. On the company's website we are told their product won the 2006 Silver Medal Product Excellence Award. Why not poke a hole and hope for the Gold next time!

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How to deal with loneliness and stray animals adultoyfully!!

I can't reveal the name of the company that agreed to try it but the idea is to offer a dog or cat for free with every adult toy sale. 'Having a dog or cat to pet after playing with the vibrator can make the experience more complete and emotionally satisfying for our customers', the company's spokesman told the press.

The company aims to provide a permanent emotional fix alongside sexual self-gratification. If the emotional aspect of sex is petaken care of, women will be able to focus on enhancing sexual pleasure guilt-free.

Analysts suggest that the free gift won't cost the company a dime as the pets will be recruited from the vast army of stray animals roaming our cities.

The company claims its policy of helping stray dogs and cats find loving and caring owners is not only good business but also the socially responsible thing to do. Local authorities are happy to team up and subsidize the effort.

Incredible? You bet! But that doesn't mean it wouldn't be fun to try the idea just to see how people would react to the offer :)

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Vegetarian diet for dogs?

This thought was posted on Thinkaloo on 8 March 2008 by member okaplan

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I read in an article that vegetarian diet for dogs is more healthy than a meat-based one. Is it true? I did this test with my dog. I left a plate with meat and a plate with salad next to it. My dog only ate the meat and did not touch the salad at all. I don't understand why some people promote a vegetarian diet for dogs and pets in general, when it is not the natural thing to do. What is your opinion on this?