act-dead to survive the death-act

from what i read on the news and saw on tv terrorists in mumbai would roam the building and kill people. if you try to run away you certainly make yourself a target and if you rather sit doing nothing then you probably have better chances if you pretend you're dead. do you think acting dead could help you survive a terrorist hostage situation like the one that happened in india? it's possible.

lie down among other people's dead bodies, cover yourself with blood in the face and hands, take very very small breaths and stay still. that requires training. acting schools could offer that. the act-dead kit will basically have capsules to simulate blood stains and shot wounds.

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Molotov Cocktail

I am in a bar in Athens. Freezing cold outside I want to have a hot drink to warm me up. Demonstrators wreak havoc on the streets keeping themselves busy burning the whole place down. The rage is so out of control because police killed an innocent 16 year old. I am wondering. If I order my favorite Molotov cocktail, will it be served on a tray from the people working in the bar inside or delivered on a head throw from the demonstrators outside? Probably both.

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Tear gas for self-defence

Big riots in Greece so out of control are rare but I've seen them happen in other countries too (US, France). My experience in Greece is that shop owners are completely defenseless, the Greek police cannot protect the streets or the shops. I remember when Bill Clinton visited Athens and the city was burnt down. He cut his trip short and went for a 'safe' trip in Turkey next door. As a better alternative to guns or hiring snipers from abroad, shop owners in Greece should arm themselves with tear gas and use it to protect their property. It takes 1 hothead shop owner to start shooting at protesters destroying his property or threatening his life. If caught he can claim self-defense.

But with no police around and fire and smoke all over no one will see him or his sniper firing. This is the scenario of all hell breaking loose with many dead people. If the police can't protect, tear gas is better self-defense to guns.

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Does your new house have a ghost?

Do you want your new house to have a ghost? We like friendly ghosts so me and my friends were thinking of a different new kind of business that will certify if a house is ghost-free or not. Not all ghosts are scary and there some can be pet-ghosts and play with the kids. If a house has ghosts and the new owner doesn't want them our business will clear the house for them or transfer the ghost to the house of another owner who wants them. The business will also be online and allow people to upload photos and descriptions of their ghosts and exchange them

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finanGle

finanGle is a tool of the trade, a favorite practice of casanovas everywhere. in the pussy-whipped world we now seem to live there aren't many of us around any more. the word cums from merging the words 'fine' n 'angle'. an original casanova doesn't just finagle his way inside the coochie, he makes sure he uses the right angle to hit her G-spot within seconds of his first thrust! it takes him a lot of hard practice to master finanGle. only after years and years of training can he produce female orgasm at first slide. thereafter the casanova gets to practice his science as more of an art. he becomes an angles' mechanic. call his art the art of finangGling. he practices it with zeal and passion. ask your girlfriend about it. if she knows what finanGle means, she's been with a true casanova before. more lessons to cum :)

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Same and eternal...

Do you ever think that life after death may be the eternal replay of the life we live in this life? Is that the fundamental essence of life?

To live it in the most fulfilling and happy way we can because if we don't we'll end up living the same unhappy life over and over again? Is that the meaning of life? or...death??

Is it really possible to take control of one's life and make it "happy" ?

Doesn't anyone have a problem with the idea of a life after death being the exact same repeat of life before death?

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Unlimited taxi rides for flat monthly fee

The customer that gets in the taxi will show or swipe his/her card. The taxi companies can only operate fuel-efficient and environment-friendly cars and in return they will pay less taxes and be allowed to charge customers flat monthly fees. Fuel-efficiency will also be necessary in order to turn a profit as demand for the service will be high. With unlimited rides, people will tend to use taxis more.

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