Are you infatuated with your new girlfriend? Is she sexy hot dark skin and loves to eat chocolate? Is she in your mind all the time? Does it feel you will never have enough of her, ever? Is she a source of great inspiration in your daily life? Tell her what you think of her. Tell her that she is so much more than just an ordinary muse for you, tell her that because of her being so yummy and delicious you think of her as your 'most delectable female chocolate mousse' you ever had. She'll love the compliment. In a moment of inspiration, I told that to my girlfriend this morning and it aroused never-ending blissful desires. The chocolate is still dripping off me waiting to be lickspired...:)
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Wednesday, July 29, 2009
Sextortion
Be careful where you sleep and who you sleep with. I heard some prostitutes are part of money extortion gangs. The prostitutes join match-making sites and pose as single girls but then have their gang members take photos of you and her or if you make the mistake and take video or photos with the new girl you met they will use those too.
It's then easy for them to find out about your life and contact details and they are one email away from blackmailing your wife. They target married men.
It works easy for them because they can blackmail anonymously and emails don't cost them anything. The prostitutes keep making good money too and only have to sleep once or twice with you. Sometimes the gangs just compile a database of cheaters and sell it to other gangs to work on them. So even if you thought you paid and you're safe you might get blackmailed from others.
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It's then easy for them to find out about your life and contact details and they are one email away from blackmailing your wife. They target married men.
It works easy for them because they can blackmail anonymously and emails don't cost them anything. The prostitutes keep making good money too and only have to sleep once or twice with you. Sometimes the gangs just compile a database of cheaters and sell it to other gangs to work on them. So even if you thought you paid and you're safe you might get blackmailed from others.
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How online cheating sites make extra money
Many people who join cheating sites use them anonymously to find sex partners but could end up emailing their wife or girlfriend. You never know who's on the other side and if you send your photo first you could be caught! So when you are about to make your credit card payment to join, the website can ask you if you want to run a background check on the site and see if your girlfriend or wife is already there so that you can avoid bumping into her. If not, you set up an alert and the service will notify you if she joins in the future. Of course they will charge you a bit extra for it.
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Where would it be more appropriate?
That's a catchy idea but the picture shows a man's hand. I think this soap dispenser would be better in a woman's bathroom. What do you think?
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Monday, July 27, 2009
Mad Off Mad Dog...
I take one big life lesson from this. If the rich and famous can be so easily fooled into a $50 billion Ponzi scheme, then I am so much better off managing my money by myself even if I end up losing it. Between the anger and frustration that arises from someone else, a so-called expert or professional, losing My money and the sadness of having lost it Myself, I definitely choose the later. Between a professional and an amateur loss, I rather lose as an amateur than to a so-called professional whose being more 'professional' than I am is an illusion anyway. Fucking 50 billion dollars!! Do you know how many prisons can be built with that money to round all those jerks inside?? I am mad as a dog right now...
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To 'Mad Off"
A new term similar to Fuck Off used when someone asks you for a cum of money with more than 8 zeros to its right to invest it for you. If you tell him to Mad Off it can mean Fuck Off or it can mean 'Shit, I'll give it to you only if you can top Madoff's $50 billion summa cum laude'. The second use is reserved for the Abramovich-inspired overchicked sheepskins who fantasize to get hold of the tycon's list of girlfriends and prison escorts. Those guys are easy to spot.
They appetize with 69 Tiger Pronz and dessert it with nitrogened Stella Natura crap at their favorite El Bully restaurant in Spain. So they hire Thantie Newton as their accountant. They claim to play Liszt with both hands on the piano showing off their boobs-grabbing skills required for when the list drops in their pants one day. You'll also see them socialize with other lesser Russian tycons in the hope to Mad it Off one day with Abramovich. They introduce themselves using the pseudonym Richard MadovV, the first denoting their wealth status and the second their disguised ambition to mad it off one day.
Now depending on how you say the term it becomes clear to the listener which one of the two uses you have picked up. If you say it with a smile and a look of surprise on your face you've picked up the second. You are challenging the guy who asked for your money to invest it in a better Ponzi scheme than Madoff did.
If the guy gives a short one-word confident reply using the verb back, it means he believes he is up to the task and the deal is sealed. If he replies with a question, it means he thinks you're asking for the impossible.
The dialogue usually plays out like this
B is confident and seals the deal
A: Mad Off!! :)
B: Madoff!
B thinks you're crazy and asks you to Fuck Off
A: Mad Off!! :)
B: Mad Off? Mad Off!!
Tycon A is not easily fooled so B who is a she and looks like Stella in Rocknrolla blows her smoke in his face and slides the list into his pants...
A: Richard MadovV
B: Stella Pronzi
A: How much for a start?
B: $50 million
A: Mad Off!!!
B: Mad Off? Mad Off!!
A: Liszt?
B: Yes please
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They appetize with 69 Tiger Pronz and dessert it with nitrogened Stella Natura crap at their favorite El Bully restaurant in Spain. So they hire Thantie Newton as their accountant. They claim to play Liszt with both hands on the piano showing off their boobs-grabbing skills required for when the list drops in their pants one day. You'll also see them socialize with other lesser Russian tycons in the hope to Mad it Off one day with Abramovich. They introduce themselves using the pseudonym Richard MadovV, the first denoting their wealth status and the second their disguised ambition to mad it off one day.
Now depending on how you say the term it becomes clear to the listener which one of the two uses you have picked up. If you say it with a smile and a look of surprise on your face you've picked up the second. You are challenging the guy who asked for your money to invest it in a better Ponzi scheme than Madoff did.
If the guy gives a short one-word confident reply using the verb back, it means he believes he is up to the task and the deal is sealed. If he replies with a question, it means he thinks you're asking for the impossible.
The dialogue usually plays out like this
B is confident and seals the deal
A: Mad Off!! :)
B: Madoff!
B thinks you're crazy and asks you to Fuck Off
A: Mad Off!! :)
B: Mad Off? Mad Off!!
Tycon A is not easily fooled so B who is a she and looks like Stella in Rocknrolla blows her smoke in his face and slides the list into his pants...
A: Richard MadovV
B: Stella Pronzi
A: How much for a start?
B: $50 million
A: Mad Off!!!
B: Mad Off? Mad Off!!
A: Liszt?
B: Yes please
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Shoeraq
After President Bush's apt ducking of two shoes thrown straight at him, the State of Texas announced that a shoe rack will heretofore be called a Shoeraq in memory of the incident and spelled as one word. Those hunting trips Bush took with Dick Cheney in Texas were a hell of a good training. If nothing fatal came out of dodging bullets thrown at him, they sure developed excellent reflexes in Bush. In Iraq, the government decided that the pair of shoes thrown at Bush will be auctioned and the billion dollar proceeds be sent out to GM, Ford and Chrysler as a first bailout handout so that their poor CEOs can fly back to Congress on private jets and ask for more money.
Shoe pride is now high in the Middle East which plans to advertise its shoes as the only ones that can demonstrably and reliably follow a straight throw-line to the individual in target. The boom in shoe exports soon to follow this world-class demonstration is the perfect solution to the desperate need for countries in the Middle East to diversify their oil-based economies and offer traditional new ways for young people there to express themselves.
Within minutes of the incident being reported and with the Pope's blessing, the Holy Shoe Trinity of Ferragamo, Prada and Bruno Magli announced plans to set up shoe manufacturing in Iraq. Unfortunately the shoes that were thrown at Bush were too cheap a brand to be auctioned at Christie's and fetch the trillion dollar amounts needed to bail out the US economy.
The Iraqi government announced that all journalists in Iraq will be given Italian brands to shoeraq freely against foreign dignitaries with an exception made for Carla Bruni because she still is too God-damn pretty and because she was hired to advertise the shoes in a new commercial where she and Sarkozy will be shown quarreling. At some point Carla will take off her shoes and throw them at petit Nicola who being so petit won't have to duck down to avoid the hit. The commercial will close by Carla singing "Some fights you don't wanna miss"
In a show of accord with this gracious decision to exempt Carla from Shoeraq, the Vatican requested that devil-wearing Prada design special protest-shoes with angel wings on the side for use by protesters when new priest-in-child scandals break out. This is how the new design will be used to the Church's favor. By mastering his God-intermediation powers the Pope will animate the wings attached to the shoes turning the shoe-throwing protests into a massive up-the-sky dove-release spectacle. Those protesters who refuse to use the Pope-animated Devil-wears-Prada shoes will be denied a fair hearing postmortem.
Religious-devout Iran who has tremendous spiriticopolitical influence over Iraq also announced that when a persona non grata visits Iraq from a country well-versed in the Satan, female journalists will be invited to attend the press conference. Under special fatwa from resurrect-elect Khomeini, all female journalists present will wear stiletto heels with the clear understanding that they'll use them to Shoeraq the foreign dignitary but not miss him next time.
Finally, fashion-conscious protesters in democracy-born Greece who are in the streets for a second week and bored sick of throwing rocks and Molotov bombs to the police are inspired anew by Shoeraq and vow to compete head-on with the Middle East on riot publicity. They believe Bush was actually controlled by the CIA and that's why he maneuvered so fast and dodged the shoe. Down with the CIA controlling our leaders they cry. Shoe stores in Athens are busy placing massive orders of Middle East shoes in response to the high demand from angry left-wing protesters who now want to burn down Athens shoe-style.
Don't you just love to read the news Bush makes when he travels abroad? By getting himself into the most unimaginable situations, it helps fire up people's imagination everywhere. By ducking successfully the shoe throw and letting the journalist go free for exercising his freedom of speech, Bush finally unveiled his version of how democracy will spread in the Middle East. I throw guns at you, duck it if you can. You throw shoes at me, I sure duck it well!!
I am ashamed to joke like that but compared to Bush, Obama might end up being a very boring, uneventful and yes here is my shame, less colorful US president...
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Shoe pride is now high in the Middle East which plans to advertise its shoes as the only ones that can demonstrably and reliably follow a straight throw-line to the individual in target. The boom in shoe exports soon to follow this world-class demonstration is the perfect solution to the desperate need for countries in the Middle East to diversify their oil-based economies and offer traditional new ways for young people there to express themselves.
Within minutes of the incident being reported and with the Pope's blessing, the Holy Shoe Trinity of Ferragamo, Prada and Bruno Magli announced plans to set up shoe manufacturing in Iraq. Unfortunately the shoes that were thrown at Bush were too cheap a brand to be auctioned at Christie's and fetch the trillion dollar amounts needed to bail out the US economy.
The Iraqi government announced that all journalists in Iraq will be given Italian brands to shoeraq freely against foreign dignitaries with an exception made for Carla Bruni because she still is too God-damn pretty and because she was hired to advertise the shoes in a new commercial where she and Sarkozy will be shown quarreling. At some point Carla will take off her shoes and throw them at petit Nicola who being so petit won't have to duck down to avoid the hit. The commercial will close by Carla singing "Some fights you don't wanna miss"
In a show of accord with this gracious decision to exempt Carla from Shoeraq, the Vatican requested that devil-wearing Prada design special protest-shoes with angel wings on the side for use by protesters when new priest-in-child scandals break out. This is how the new design will be used to the Church's favor. By mastering his God-intermediation powers the Pope will animate the wings attached to the shoes turning the shoe-throwing protests into a massive up-the-sky dove-release spectacle. Those protesters who refuse to use the Pope-animated Devil-wears-Prada shoes will be denied a fair hearing postmortem.
Religious-devout Iran who has tremendous spiriticopolitical influence over Iraq also announced that when a persona non grata visits Iraq from a country well-versed in the Satan, female journalists will be invited to attend the press conference. Under special fatwa from resurrect-elect Khomeini, all female journalists present will wear stiletto heels with the clear understanding that they'll use them to Shoeraq the foreign dignitary but not miss him next time.
Finally, fashion-conscious protesters in democracy-born Greece who are in the streets for a second week and bored sick of throwing rocks and Molotov bombs to the police are inspired anew by Shoeraq and vow to compete head-on with the Middle East on riot publicity. They believe Bush was actually controlled by the CIA and that's why he maneuvered so fast and dodged the shoe. Down with the CIA controlling our leaders they cry. Shoe stores in Athens are busy placing massive orders of Middle East shoes in response to the high demand from angry left-wing protesters who now want to burn down Athens shoe-style.
Don't you just love to read the news Bush makes when he travels abroad? By getting himself into the most unimaginable situations, it helps fire up people's imagination everywhere. By ducking successfully the shoe throw and letting the journalist go free for exercising his freedom of speech, Bush finally unveiled his version of how democracy will spread in the Middle East. I throw guns at you, duck it if you can. You throw shoes at me, I sure duck it well!!
I am ashamed to joke like that but compared to Bush, Obama might end up being a very boring, uneventful and yes here is my shame, less colorful US president...
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