Fucking *insert your own noun here*

Acceptable nouns for me include: twat, prick, dick, bastard, bitch, douche. Carpet muncher and butt pirate (although of course, that is offensive to pirates) are also admissible. This is useful when someone cuts you off while stuck/driving in traffic, when you find out that your girlfriend is cheating (unless of course it's with another woman), or if someone stabs you in the thigh with a steak knife.

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Fuck!

Does anyone have a good explanation why we use a word that means sexual intercourse for situations that are personally frustrating, troublesome or unpleasant? Is that how people think of sex? Isn't sex supposed to be fun, exciting and pleasurable? When in trouble we say Fuck! does it mean we wish to have sex instead? If it's a wish why isn't it taught as a polite thing to say to someone? Fuck! I don't know...

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better PR for CIA and FBI

take a look at some recent movies where work for FBI or CIA is main story (departure, bourne identity, body of lies, burn before reading) the main actor, di caprio or matt daemon work there and all end up not trusting the boss, they hate the agency, turn against it and then leave. message is that work there fucks up their lives and minds. seriously, after watching these movies why would people want to go work there? i mean what kind of normal people would want to work there?

CIA should use its influence to make these movies give message that it's cool to work there. use covert influence to give positive spin. they need better PR department or they be stuffed forever with fuck up individuals who take pleasure from the fact that their employer fucks them up. MI6 must do same with 007, in last 2 movies with daniel craig she is a crap employer to work for, he can't trust her...

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