Instead of faking his death, how about Obama officially announces that Osama Bin Laden had been working for the CIA all along? Produce good fake internal documents that prove it and put on trial for treason and conspiracy to attack the US a few CIA agents (who will later be proven not guilty). If, as some people believe, 9/11 was an internal plot, then no one will want to give safe refuge to a CIA agent. Discredit him in the eyes of his protectors and let them kill him or deliver him to you. Isn't that a more effective conspiracy strategy?
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Showing posts with label CIA. Show all posts
Showing posts with label CIA. Show all posts
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
Friday, July 3, 2009
PETCO
I read somewhere that concerned CIA officials have created a new organization called People for the Ethical Treatment of Americans (PETA). Throughout the world, incidents of mistreatment of Americans have been increasing at an alarming rate. Founded after 9/11, PETA operates under the basic principle that Americans are not ours to eat, wear, experiment on, or use for entertainment without their consent. Then I was reminded of this video I had seen a few years ago.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMe032S9krc
I am a computer lover, I love my machines, they make us so much smarter than we can ever be without them. Instead of rewarding them with CPU and other upgrades, some people display unimaginable cruelty and physical violence towards them.
Following the example of concerned CIA officers, I'm thinking of starting a new organization called People for the Ethical Treatment of Computers(PETCO).
Starting today, I'm actively recruiting all sensitive souls who are gentle and caring to their computer pets. What say you?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMe032S9krc
I am a computer lover, I love my machines, they make us so much smarter than we can ever be without them. Instead of rewarding them with CPU and other upgrades, some people display unimaginable cruelty and physical violence towards them.
Following the example of concerned CIA officers, I'm thinking of starting a new organization called People for the Ethical Treatment of Computers(PETCO).
Starting today, I'm actively recruiting all sensitive souls who are gentle and caring to their computer pets. What say you?
http://www.thinkaloo.com
Saturday, May 9, 2009
better PR for CIA and FBI
take a look at some recent movies where work for FBI or CIA is main story (departure, bourne identity, body of lies, burn before reading) the main actor, di caprio or matt daemon work there and all end up not trusting the boss, they hate the agency, turn against it and then leave. message is that work there fucks up their lives and minds. seriously, after watching these movies why would people want to go work there? i mean what kind of normal people would want to work there?
CIA should use its influence to make these movies give message that it's cool to work there. use covert influence to give positive spin. they need better PR department or they be stuffed forever with fuck up individuals who take pleasure from the fact that their employer fucks them up. MI6 must do same with 007, in last 2 movies with daniel craig she is a crap employer to work for, he can't trust her...
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CIA should use its influence to make these movies give message that it's cool to work there. use covert influence to give positive spin. they need better PR department or they be stuffed forever with fuck up individuals who take pleasure from the fact that their employer fucks them up. MI6 must do same with 007, in last 2 movies with daniel craig she is a crap employer to work for, he can't trust her...
http://www.thinkaloo.com
Thursday, April 23, 2009
Waterboarded 183 times? My Guinness!
What a colossal admission of failure for torture efficiency no matter how you look at it. Khalid Sheikh Mohammed was waterboarded 183 times in a month? No, that's not inefficient. No, it's not a miracle that this guy survived to confess whatever he confessed at the end. No, it doesn't matter that the Central Inefficiency Agency discredits torture intelligence. 1-8-3 times?? Give Me a break!
I'm curious what else the recently declassified memos say. Did it ever occur to anyone that the subject might die before confessing anything? Could that be the reason why millions of uninsured Americans allege that prisoners in Guantanamo received better medical treatment in a month than they do in a lifetime? Since the allegation is not true as the terrorists captured do not number millions and the uninsured don't get treatment anyway, did we really need the CIA to give us reasons to believe it could be?
Ok, maybe after count 68 the torture was repeated to extract pleasure or revenge. 183-68=115 times, excluding 69 for a kit-kat that leaves us at 114 times that waterboarding could have been repeated for sadistic reasons. The US doesn't torture people. So true. That's because it likes to torture people??
Whichever way you look at it, 183 times in a month just waterboarding is sick and irrational. Dick Cheney argues that it was justified because valuable information was received. Waterboard me once and I'll buy that...But for all we know, Osama Bin Laden is still alive and not captured and the Taliban seem poised to take over Pakistan! Waterboard me twice...hello?
Fortunately, Obama felt compelled to explicitly ban the practice. Europeans can now, once again, contemplate the US in personal pronoun terms, even though we may never be able to pronounce it that way.
I am looking at the photos of the guy before and after water-boarding. He doesn't look at his best before the interrogation but look at the photo of him that gets published in the media after the interrogation. He's a sketch!
If Obama felt compelled to publish the secret memo showing how number-irrational the CIA was, then it makes sense why he had to ban torture altogether. Think of all the aspiring die-hard terrorists around the world receiving the news that it took the 9/11 mastermind 183 times of waterboarding to break him.
As if Osama-Bin-Laden was not enough of a hero icon to the die-hard Muslims now they get a true martyr to look up to. All it takes is one clever mullah to promise 1 extra virgin in heaven every time waterboarding doesn't break the martyr. 72 virgins in heaven for attempting to blow yourself up plus 183 if you martyr it out like Khalid Sheikh Mohammed did, that's 255 virgins, a nice big royal harem in heaven!!
Obama had no choice but to ban the practice otherwise thousands more would rush to sign up to break the record.
Honestly, I wish Obama had banned the practice without revealing the details. It makes the CIA look weak and unintelligent, it makes this guy appear as a martyr and it makes me sick to think that the practice was not legally considered torture at the time and now it is. But none of that upsets me more than the fact that it's not President McCain publishing the memos and discrediting the Republican Dick.
For all we know, Obama might have published the details because he might have been personally disgusted by it. For all we don't know, is that 183 is the official number...
What a Sick Dick, Cheney!
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I'm curious what else the recently declassified memos say. Did it ever occur to anyone that the subject might die before confessing anything? Could that be the reason why millions of uninsured Americans allege that prisoners in Guantanamo received better medical treatment in a month than they do in a lifetime? Since the allegation is not true as the terrorists captured do not number millions and the uninsured don't get treatment anyway, did we really need the CIA to give us reasons to believe it could be?
Ok, maybe after count 68 the torture was repeated to extract pleasure or revenge. 183-68=115 times, excluding 69 for a kit-kat that leaves us at 114 times that waterboarding could have been repeated for sadistic reasons. The US doesn't torture people. So true. That's because it likes to torture people??
Whichever way you look at it, 183 times in a month just waterboarding is sick and irrational. Dick Cheney argues that it was justified because valuable information was received. Waterboard me once and I'll buy that...But for all we know, Osama Bin Laden is still alive and not captured and the Taliban seem poised to take over Pakistan! Waterboard me twice...hello?
Fortunately, Obama felt compelled to explicitly ban the practice. Europeans can now, once again, contemplate the US in personal pronoun terms, even though we may never be able to pronounce it that way.
I am looking at the photos of the guy before and after water-boarding. He doesn't look at his best before the interrogation but look at the photo of him that gets published in the media after the interrogation. He's a sketch!
If Obama felt compelled to publish the secret memo showing how number-irrational the CIA was, then it makes sense why he had to ban torture altogether. Think of all the aspiring die-hard terrorists around the world receiving the news that it took the 9/11 mastermind 183 times of waterboarding to break him.
As if Osama-Bin-Laden was not enough of a hero icon to the die-hard Muslims now they get a true martyr to look up to. All it takes is one clever mullah to promise 1 extra virgin in heaven every time waterboarding doesn't break the martyr. 72 virgins in heaven for attempting to blow yourself up plus 183 if you martyr it out like Khalid Sheikh Mohammed did, that's 255 virgins, a nice big royal harem in heaven!!
Obama had no choice but to ban the practice otherwise thousands more would rush to sign up to break the record.
Honestly, I wish Obama had banned the practice without revealing the details. It makes the CIA look weak and unintelligent, it makes this guy appear as a martyr and it makes me sick to think that the practice was not legally considered torture at the time and now it is. But none of that upsets me more than the fact that it's not President McCain publishing the memos and discrediting the Republican Dick.
For all we know, Obama might have published the details because he might have been personally disgusted by it. For all we don't know, is that 183 is the official number...
What a Sick Dick, Cheney!
http://www.thinkaloo.com
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