Monday, July 20, 2009

Strippers and hookers in prison

Don't you think we should seriously consider allowing strippers and hookers to visit prisons and physically engage with inmates in private sex rooms or cells designed for this purpose? I think it can help them to sexually rehabilitate. Some prisoners become sexual offenders as soon as they get out of jail. Gradual sexual rehabilitation after long years of depravity could help them. What's your view?

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sexhausted...

a new word to describe exhaustion from too much sex. for people who spout too much sperm or semen during intercourse they can refer to the tool as a sexhaust. if you think about it, the term is quite descriptive. it describes the shape, the exit property as well as the process. and when the sexhaust goes dry that's when you know you got sexhausted :)

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Sunday, July 19, 2009

The Best Transition President

If only Bush had governed the same way he handled the transition period, he would have made a much better president. All Obama said about Bush in his speech was to thank him first for his service to the country (way too general) and then for his generosity and cooperation during the transition (as good as it gets). He basically acknowledged that Bush existed and that he was at his best as a president-in-transition. Obviously Bush was not as good in transition when he 'snatched defeat from the jaws of victory' from Al Gore in 2000 but 8 years changed him a lot. In any case, what a cordial thing of Obama to say about Bush..

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More fun to play ice hockey than watch it

I ve always thought that its more fun to play ice hockey than watch it. The action is too damn crowded and it difficult to see much of the putty. Except for the pushing around and fighting part most of it is boring. If you havent played it yet you must give it a try its a riot. I feel over the moon whenever I play ice hockey even if I am playing alone. The way the hockey sticks glide across the turf to the way you control your speed just enough to focus on where you are want to place the putty, its total fun.

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Save last words in the black box...

A very macabre thought, nevertheless one that needs to be spoken out. With airline accidents, plane crashes and terrorist hijackings on the rise, a passenger's last words might be the only thing left to be passed to the bereaved families. Where's the best place to store last words then? hmmm...black box flight recorder? It's the only thing that certainly gets recovered after a plane crash and it records everything that goes on in the cockpit, so why not store records of passengers' last words too? I can't think of a better device to store the data. Passengers can use the hand sets on their seats to speak their last words with voice data passed and stored automatically in the black box.

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ironysms...

Ironer, the person who causes the irony...
Ironee, the person who picks up/receives the irony...
Ironoo, the person who refuses to acknowledge the irony...
Ironknee, the person who doesn't get intimidated by irony...
Ironbroke, the person who runs out of irony...
Ironoceros, the person who can't help horning out irony...
Ironotaurus, the person who bull fights on acid and irony...

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Set your own credit card spending limits

The banks set the maximum amount of credit you can have but it be nice if they also gave their customers the option to set their own daily weekly or monthly spending limits. It can be offered as an extra service in the customer's online banking account. This way people can have more control over their spending.

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