if beauty is in the eye of the beholder

then why when I look in the mirror I don't see any beauty? are some people never to see themselves as beautiful? every time I look in the mirror I am a objective about what I see. some people will never be beautiful and must accept the fact that when face the mirror they face the truth. it is not true that ugly people like to look themselves in the mirror. but you must know you are ugly. like me.

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Japan and shoe-care

During my time in Japan I learned to take extra good care of my shoes and always carried a small shoe-polish with me. Why? Notice how the Japanese don't shake hands but bow when they greet each other. That means they always look straight into each other's shoes. If you ever go to Japan to work that's a good little tip to know!

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The typerwriter glance

Refers to the very distinguishable glance used by guys when they talk to 2 girls who are friends. The glance is swift and the head movement quite annoying. If the guy's only interested in one of the two girls, he focuses his eyes and head only in her. So not to come across as rude or insensitive to the girl he's not interested in, he turns his head and gives her a quick glance. The glance lasts a second and back to the girl he is interested in. It repeats only at the end of each sentence. As soon as he's ready to carry on to the next sentence the head moves back to the girl he's really interested in. Hello? Can you now visualize such dick head moving back and forth like a carriage return in a typewriter?

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Who do they think they are these bartenders??

They are mere employees, their status no higher than that of the cleaning lady but they act as if they own the place. You stand there waiting to give your order and they ignore you. They pretend to keep order but they serve whoever they want first. When you talk to them to remind them it's your turn, they give you that eat-shit look that says I know but I'll serve you when I want. Then they turn around and serve others, usually girls who came to the bar after. Next time I go to that bar I'll bring my own drinks and ask that lowlife to throw them away for me. That should remind this prick of who he is and what he does. Some bartenders are so full of shit they forget that.

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