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No new hero. Another mindless crime. Whatever happened to that toy in the Toys "R" Us store last night? Someone must grasp it and live with it for a while.

Come on imagine you're the wife. You spot the ridiculous low price of $XXX.99 for the toy and you know it'll make your kid very very happy to have it. You've been waiting outside the store since 4am on a Black Friday and you're almost ready to cry when you come across this great discount first. You go get it but another woman gets her hands on it too.

Your husband draws his weapon to fight for it but gets killed in the process. He gets killed for a fucking little toy in front of his wife and kid. You're fucked up so your first concern must be to make sure your husband didn't die in vain. What must your instant reaction be just like you saw it in the movies? Try and secure the toy of course!!

In order to do that you must grab your dead husband's gun fist and then shoot at the wife of the other guy who already grabbed her husband's gun and is ready to shoot back at you. Your little brad who lost his toy keeps crying "Shoot Mama, Shoot! Shoot that Bitch!!"

But according to the news you didn't do that. The shooting didn't go on. And that's because someone must have taken the toy away and there's no toy to secure. So your husband did die for nothing. What do you do when your husband dies for nothing? You go crazy, totally ballistic and that's when you start shooting the Bitch out of excruciating range!!

But according to the news that didn't happen either. You didn't shoot the Bitch. You didn't shoot the sheriff either. Not even the deputy. And why's that I ask? That's because women in America don't carry their own weapons like their husbands do.

That is so unfair, so politically incorrect and so sexist. Women should carry their own weapons and be able to shoot the sheriff and the deputy. Ask Sarah Palin who was ready to go on a hunting spree with Sarkozy and without a dick and a black guy to block her way she would have done it.

But at least the foxy Miss Alaska Governor could take up the French wolf's offer because she had a gun and great hunting-vision glasses too. All women in America aspire to the same rights and glasses don't they? :)

So fax your complain to the NRA today! Women should carry guns too, it's not fair that their husbands get killed for nothing. Female gun ownership must be better regulated. With the black guy in charge now there is no better timing for more regulation. Under the law, women in America should also carry guns and not just in the movies.. :P:P:P

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Paintball the answer to school shootings?

After the recent shootings in Germany must schools everywhere introduce paintball games as part of the curriculum to allow deranged, depressed or mentally unstable students to release their anger and rage? Teachers will participate and measure student anger from the amount of paint drawn on them. The guns will have detectors to measure the intensity with which a trigger is pressed and once the data is collected look for patterns that reveal anger. One more thought. Europeans claim America is a very violent society and gun ownership is the problem. I let the incident answer the claim. Last time I checked no one reported it was red paint that killed those innocent German students...

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