Priests can be funny

On a radio phone-in, a lady called the radio pastor. The pastor was a wise, grandfatherly gentleman who had that calm reassuring voice that can melt all fear. The lady, who was obviously crying, said, "Pastor, I was born blind, and I've been blind all my life. I don't mind so much being blind but I have some well meaning friends who tell me that if I had more faith I could be healed." The pastor asked her, "Tell me, do you carry one of those white canes?" "Yes I do," she replied. "Then the next time someone says that hit them over the head with the cane," he said. "Then tell them 'If you had more faith that wouldn't hurt' "!

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Worst marriage scam

Bribe the pastor to agree to the ceremony without asking you to sign any paper. If there's no paper signed then legally the marriage never happened even though the ceremony took place and everyone thinks you're married. I don't know why anyone would do such a scam. It only makes sense if one doesn't want to marry but must appear that they did.

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