Opera Geishas

I would be interested to see famous operas like Madama Butterfly performed by real geishas trained in opera. When a story centers around the life of a geisha why not have real ones perform it? Geishas are supposed to be trained in all the arts. I read that they are in decline in Japan so demand for a new genre of opera-trained geishas could help revive the tradition!

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boobies food

Ladies and gentlemen, out of munching boredom and eating delights, I present you with what I think can become the next revolution in food research. Food stuff that gets stored only in certain areas of the body. Boobies food augments breast size by storing fat in the breast area and is guaranteed to sell like hot cakes among women. For the gentleman, how about men's bananas that store the extra carbos and fibers in the genital area? Just pick the food by preferred size...I have no doubt in my mind that the market for such kind of food stuff will be huge. So it might actually worth spending time and money coming up with these fat-storage properties in food :)

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shark-bitten surf boards

mount it on the wall and you have a story to tell about how you fought off a shark attack. a lot of girls will be impressed by it. what about a new surf shop where you can buy shark-bitten boards and skis, fake or real. usually genuine survivors of shark attacks would not part with their mementos but some of them might sell them for the right price. since there will be few of those surfers around there will be a need to create fake shark bites and scratches on the boards. the concept of showing off a personal sporting item that came out of a fight with an animal is something that doesn't yet exist and if you are not good making up a fancy story to sell to your friends then you can download one online or use the one that comes with the board you just bought!

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unicycle paraglider

a paraglider with a unicycle as its seat so that you can pedal with your legs as you fly. from down below, if you crop the parachute part on the video, it will give the impression that you are cycling on the air and that you are flying using your legs only :D

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skydiving smile tip

the free fall will make your teeth dry very fast which makes it harder to pull the skin on and off and give good smiles. what about spreading vaseline on your teeth to make the gums slide easier? this is a trick used by beauty contestants which I think can be used by sky divers as well!

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subliminal advertising

suggested to me by a friend. most hollywood movie classics that have jungle scenes in them use the sound of kookaburra birds even if the setting is not in australia. the laughing kookaburra bird is to be found only in australia though. ignorance or conspiracy? a zoolander-kind of a covert mission to advertise australia to the world perhaps? :)

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Did you fart?

Of course I did! Do you think I always smell like this??

hey guys, don't get too embarrassed if you happen to fart in public. use the above line and let the shame drop on others :)

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